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very strong willed, knows what he wants and will never stop working for it. loves his family and friends more then himself. adored by all who cross paths with him. very romantic and loving nature. knows how to treat a woman right, and always will as long as he is still breathing. Strikingly attractive, his smile makes you melt. He is one of the few men left of his kind. If you find him, you will never want to let him go.
Marry me Havener!?
Havener by GIjoc December 20, 2010
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Linnea Havener

A 16-year old girl residing on Planet Earth with a wonderful smile and gentle sense of humor. She loves kittens, singing, and running. Running, in fact, is her favorite thing to do.
1. "Linnea Havener is a good singer. Her voice is like angels chorusing joyfully."
2. "Cats really seem to like Linnea Havener, whenever they see her they go 'MEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW'"
3. Linnea Havener is a good remedy for any cold, injury or mild discomfort. Remember not to abuse her, as she can be fragile.
Linnea Havener by mthoming5106 October 19, 2011

Pulling A Havener 

Pulling a Havener is when you date someone younger then yourself. "Havener" is named after a kid named Nick Havener. Pronouced Hay-Ven-Er.
Girl: He's like in 9th grade and she's in 7th?
Guy: Yeah.
Nearby Bystanders: He's Pulling a Havener!
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Guy: She's really pretty and sweet.
Guy 2: Yeah and she's also in a grade below you don't Pull A Havener.
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Combe Havened 

When one takes another into a caravan site and becomes aquainted with anothers interior
Hey, has anyone seen Paul?? Yeah he's gone early to go and get Combe Havened
Combe Havened by Sparky999 September 23, 2009
Getting head while going through a fast food drive through even while they hand you the food.
Dude, did you hear that Z got a heavener yesterday at McDonalds. The cashier freaked out when he nearly splooshed on the fries.
Heavener by WTown February 4, 2013

Habenero Hangover 

Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially habeneros.

Very difficult to distinguish from Jalepeno Hangover, although symptoms may last a bit longer with habeneros.
me: I won't be into work today - I think I have a habenero hangover.

boss: I think we need to talk about your habenero problem.

me: I can stop anytime I want.
Habenero Hangover by Kronite March 23, 2008

Haveercy 

A person who doesn't like Disney movies
Person 1: (did you hear that Dylan doesn't like Disney movies?)
Person 2: (oh wow. He's such a haveercy.)
Haveercy by Disney rocks November 23, 2019