Haupt 

A large pile of sunflower seeds with a topping of bird poop.

Do you see that haupt over there?! It's ronchyyyy.

Haupt by SpiderMonkey39 February 24, 2011

Charlotte Deanna Haupt 

Charlotte is the most swaggy person you will ever meet.

Person:Who’s Charlotte Deanna Haupt?
Me:The swaggyest swagger person i know.

Charlotte Deanna Haupt by anonymous October 13, 2021

Haunted House 

Reference to a disgusting porno that takes place within a haunted house. Bodily fluids of all types are involved.

"GIRL YES!!! You are now invited to my haunted house!"

Haunted House by Pokonno December 12, 2021

Haunted Handy 

Getting a handjob in a cemetery while laying on tombstone… or on grass beside the tombstone

Sean received a haunted handy from Jules.

Whoa dude I can't believe she gave you a haunted handy!

He got a haunted handy on Richard Nixon's Tombstone

Haunted Handy by croat10 August 11, 2014

Haunted pussy 

a haunted pussy is a pussy where she had an abortion less than a month ago

"Damn bro, I sucked Karen off last night and she came like 2 times"
"I think she was pregnant like a month ago? You ate some haunted pussy, Jared, holy shit!"

Haunted pussy by jbras November 19, 2019

hampter 

a squished hamster

hampter.

hampter by cantbebotheredtothinkofname January 25, 2021

Hampter 

A strange or unusual looking hamster.

Saw a hampter at the local pet shop today.

Hampter by Garfibromyalgia May 10, 2021