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Hatstall 

From the world of Harry Potter, a hatstall is a witch or wizard whose Hogwarts sorting took longer than five minutes.
“Professor McGonagall was a hatstall since the Sorting Hat had trouble deciding wether it should place her in Gryffindor or Ravenclaw
Hatstall by Luigiteam1 August 2, 2020
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Hatestroke 

Being hated on so much that you incur a 'stroke'
Chris Brown was hated on so much he suffered a hatestroke
Hatestroke by TruBl3u June 14, 2009

hatespank 

To inflict pain on one's self while practicing the art of masterbation such that it is almost like hating oneself. Similiar to hatefuck but singular.
Man, last night I got home from the strip club and I put on some porn and really hatespanked myself.
hatespank by ScottyPubes March 3, 2007

hatestab 

A stab of hate used only on the internet. Mix it up with an end of exclamation points and ones to let them know you really mean it!

Can be said in real life if you don't mind looking like a geek.
"you got pwned!"
"HATESTAB!!!!111"
hatestab by Brenda January 26, 2004

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026