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1) Japanese for "innocent leaf"

2) A vagrant Japanese prostitute that only accepts food as payment.

3)Perverted clarinet player who is more than interested in eels and tentacles.
1) -Hey dude, let's order a pizza so I can get me some Hasumi.
- Oh, how much will she cost me?
- I think they run 1 slice an hour!!!
Hasumi by thebeyer March 11, 2010
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Hasson theory hasu haslo Hason Hasoon hashoo Hasdo hashobong hashover Hassos
Litterally a prayer cushion, however sounds like one of the most fantastic insults imagineable. Used to insult god-fanatics and all manner of church-goers in order to remove their one decently named material possession.
Dave (to a priest): y'all a hassock!

Priest: the power of christ compells you *throws holy water*

Dave: IT BURNS!
Hassock by steveism February 25, 2009
When something has to be. Created by swagus and Jerome
Swagus's hastobe amazing.
Hastobe by Jerome and swagus April 23, 2013
A Half-Arsed Sofa Bash-Off. Commonly believed to be the most depressing of all self-pleasuring, the HASBO requires the use of a sofa or settee (and in some circles, possibly a chaise-longue) and generally occurs having woken up in the early afternoon, with minimal possible effort and with no upper-arm movement.

Other common features include a hangover, not having washed for several days, being unemployed, bachelorship and a deep-rooted apathy towards social norms.
Josh: Wake up Simon, Loose Women's on.
Simon: I know. URghhghgh.
Josh: Are you having a HASBO?
Simon: Am I fucking ever.
All these other definitions of this korean word are wrong..
Hasu is the opposite of gosu. which means high hand. So hasu means low hand. chobo is just a bad manner way to say hasu, and hasu is the good manner way to say it especially when referrin to yourself as a newbie. P.S. these are slang for online video games.
" I just started playing starcraft and you're gosu, i'm just a hasu."
hasu by Eye-Loser January 2, 2005
The Hashoo is a wild creature and It is commonly found in cities located in Canada. It is often heard saying " kids" to people that swear. The Hashoo likes too read and is good at math.
Jim: F*** you.
Hashoo: Jim, kids.
Jim: Shut up.
hashoo by The Hashoo October 29, 2019