HASBO

A Half-Arsed Sofa Bash-Off. Commonly believed to be the most depressing of all self-pleasuring, the HASBO requires the use of a sofa or settee (and in some circles, possibly a chaise-longue) and generally occurs having woken up in the early afternoon, with minimal possible effort and with no upper-arm movement.

Other common features include a hangover, not having washed for several days, being unemployed, bachelorship and a deep-rooted apathy towards social norms.

Josh: Wake up Simon, Loose Women's on.
Simon: I know. URghhghgh.
Josh: Are you having a HASBO?
Simon: Am I fucking ever.

HASBO by Slacker Simon and Jobless Josh January 12, 2010

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halbo

Halbo is a word used by the rare species of Spanish speakers that seem to speak an entirely new language. Specifically used by people who think they're bilingual (but not really)

Me no halbo English
Yo halbo y soy la perro y so perro la habla esta much bien

halbo by Halbo DeHalbo October 29, 2020

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HASBO • Hasbongerinos • habbo hotel • habbo • haboob • Habbo Babies • hambo • Habo • Hamboning • HAMboner

Hambotver

Something underwhelming and predictable
Origin: recent F1 podiums
Also spelled: HAM - BOT - VER

I knew exactly how the race would turn out. A hambotver once again.

Hambotver by ülkenb October 25, 2020

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Hamboning

Smack your hands against your body repeatedly, mainly the torso to chest area, and continue to smack hands on body and say "hambooooniiinngggg" in Rigby's voice from Regular Show.

Rigby: HAMBONINGGGG
Mordecai: No...
Rigby: HAMBONING WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!!!! It'll be like "what! you tried to mug me?"
*proceeds to hambone for 20 seconds*
Mordecai: NO! We're not doing that, okay!? Okay!?
Rigby: Fine...

Hamboning by ayyywasupdoe January 28, 2020