Term used to describe a teenager who lives in Texas who, under a number of different scenarios is probably the most unintelligable person that can be met (in Texas). A Hartley can be anyone who brags about how Modern Warfare 2 just came out but then not even buy it seeing as how the individual doesn't have a gaming system to play said game on. It can also be someone who goes to a Catholic school and gets on the wrestling team but then quits on the first day of practice to go play tennis instead because the person deems it too difficult to participate in said wrestling. Another way to describe a "Hartley" is anyone who has a father that's a laywer that will try to sue you for something that you technically can't even be fined for. Yet again, a "Hartley" is also someone who will have no concern for themselves or others regardless of the situation. Also a "Hartley" can be someone who relentlessly rants about his/her religious beliefs, enough to a point that the people listening to the Hartley will have the desire to tear out their eardrums (even if the people listening have the same religion as the Hartley that is ranting).
So my friend and I were at Walmart to pick up some stuff. And when we were getting close to the register to purchase our groceries, a random dude came up to us and at the top of his lungs yelled, "MAN THAT WRESTLING STUFF WAS TOO HARD, SO I WENT TO GO PLAY TENNIS INSTEAD!!!".
Holy shit, that guy was such a fucking Hartley.
Holy shit, that guy was such a fucking Hartley.
by The Thrash Metal Master June 23, 2011
That teacher that nobody wants - a horrible man with many narcissistic qualities and a hatred for all children.
by Englishteachersarebad1 December 30, 2020
Hartley is a man who displays narcissistic qualities.
He quite often makes flirty jokes with underaged girls.
A Hartley has the inability to spell ones name correctly.
He also has a creepy and inappropriat sense of humuor one might say he's foul-mouthed
He quite often makes flirty jokes with underaged girls.
A Hartley has the inability to spell ones name correctly.
He also has a creepy and inappropriat sense of humuor one might say he's foul-mouthed
by salmonpinkshirts December 30, 2020
Hartley is a nice, smart, and intellegent person. He is VERY hot. He is commonly known to have a girlfriend named Alicia, and he likes to keep long relationships.
by YourAFLagent April 3, 2018
This is a term used to describe the act of ripping a chicks tits off with just bare hands, similar to the bobbit, but this fine move should be reserved for only the most skanky of women.
Step 1) Ensure your subject is not aware of the impending maneuver
Step 2) Grasp the tit using the thumb and forefinger. Which hand you use for each breast will depend on whether you execute the maneouver from in front or behind the subject.
Step 3) Pull the tit directly away from the subject's core. A twisting motion can be utilized to loosen the tit in the event you do not have the strength to directly remove the entire handfull of breast.
Step 1) Ensure your subject is not aware of the impending maneuver
Step 2) Grasp the tit using the thumb and forefinger. Which hand you use for each breast will depend on whether you execute the maneouver from in front or behind the subject.
Step 3) Pull the tit directly away from the subject's core. A twisting motion can be utilized to loosen the tit in the event you do not have the strength to directly remove the entire handfull of breast.
I gave her The Hartley
by Narc Hartley March 29, 2010
i heard you got with a hartley?
total waste of my time. the thing was no bigger than 3 inches, i couldn't wait for it to be over... luckily it only lasted 10 seconds.
total waste of my time. the thing was no bigger than 3 inches, i couldn't wait for it to be over... luckily it only lasted 10 seconds.
by fnegurl May 3, 2011
“My dad is mr Hartley”
by Grant Hansen June 7, 2018