Being penetrated by a hard penis; having sex with a hard penis.
Last night, my boyfriend hard cocked me.
I hope he hard cocks me tonight.
I'm hard cocking her tonight.
by Morgette December 31, 2011
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A Hard Cock is something that is inserted into a tight vagina (preferably) and is rammed inside and out of this lovely work of nature. If its hard go get blown ;)
Suzziiieee sucked my hard cock this morning Bill.

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by MilkyyyYum January 15, 2011
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Something that is difficult to accept, but must be done. The proper choice made more difficult because it runs counter to your normal beliefs.
I heard you're going to marry that girl you got pregnant. That's a hard cock to suck, man.
by bandetox December 17, 2014
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Rip off offa the "School of hard knocks"

A "Goer"
A "Girl"
John- Josh, where does that girl work?
Dave- She works in the Mall, she is still at school
John- High school?
Dave-Yeah, and the school of hard cocks from what I hear!
John-Nice one!
by Graham Wallace, Mr Wallace Esq September 6, 2008
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When you are sleeping on a road trip on your stomach and you wake up with a boner because of the bumps.
Andrew Davis has Highway Hard Cock
by pico April 9, 2003
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a kid on a sports team who gets a boner in the shower, usually asian and crazy, from then on is reffered to as a captain of the team
Yo captain hard cock pass the soap, and dont point that thing in my direction
by Snookerface April 23, 2009
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when a man or a shemale whips there cock on there mates ass after wet vaginal sex
ugggghhhh yaasss babe i just Slippery hard cock ass slaped u, did u enjoy it?
by Bareback loard May 28, 2015
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