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A Hard Cock is something that is inserted into a tight vagina (preferably) and is rammed inside and out of this lovely work of nature. If its hard go get blown ;)
Suzziiieee sucked my hard cock this morning Bill.

head dick sex Suzie
by MilkyyyYum January 15, 2011
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Persons that go hard for the life of the party, whilst all others fizzle out with their soft little cocks.
Frosty asks, "Whats that noise? Is that Thunder?"

No its just some hardcocks jumping on the roof.
by hawksbury 2006 December 11, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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