setting the scene;
Your drunk on a night out, you meet a girl, you go back to hers/yours and have drunk sex.
Now it's the morning, you wake up with an almightly hangover and whoever you've pulled.
No-matter if shes the hottest girl you've ever seen or the worse you've ever seen you will still have (or at least try to have) sex...because you have 'the hangover hots'
Your drunk on a night out, you meet a girl, you go back to hers/yours and have drunk sex.
Now it's the morning, you wake up with an almightly hangover and whoever you've pulled.
No-matter if shes the hottest girl you've ever seen or the worse you've ever seen you will still have (or at least try to have) sex...because you have 'the hangover hots'
friend 1: yeah i took her back to mine and we had sex, then again in the mornin
friend 2: was she hot?
friend 1: not really
Friend 2: well why did you go again in the morning then?
Friend 1: Had the old Hangover Hots
Friend 2: Textbook
friend 2: was she hot?
friend 1: not really
Friend 2: well why did you go again in the morning then?
Friend 1: Had the old Hangover Hots
Friend 2: Textbook
by wallsawalls June 10, 2009
A mental disorder suffered by moderate looking to unattractive women who were very attractive less than five years earlier. Onset of this disease usually occurs between the ages of 24-28 and can last well into the 40's. The disease is marked by an overinflated sense of one's looks, accompanied by a standoffish attitude.
"Who does that gloopy mess think she is? Don't get me wrong, I'd still hit it, but she must think she looks the same as she did in college. That chubby, crow's feet having bitch has a bad case of hot hangover"
by woodchipper April 18, 2008