Handy Hoe 

A girlfriend or good looking girl that is either in a wheelchair or on crutches.

Also a girl with ADD that may sleep around with many guys just to fit in and thinks it is perfectly fine.

Short for Handicapped Hoe.

Id buy that girl new grips for her wheelchair just for a chance to get with that Handy Hoe.

Handy Hoe by Dumb Dick August 10, 2008

Hand-Hug Hoe 

One who gives hand-hugs to every single guy she comes in contact with because it makes her feel better about herself. And she usually will take a picture of it and put it on some form of social media so she can share her hoe-ness.

Lucy: "Give me a hand-hug John!" *Pulls phone camera out*
John: Ok fine. (Feels special with Lucy)
Lucy: "Thanks John!" *Posts on snapchat story*
Lucy: "Hey Alex, give me a hand hug!"
John: "What a HAND-HUG HOE!"

Hand-Hug Hoe by goldrolex_bitch April 25, 2015

Hand me down hoe

When a hoe gets handed down to a homie

(Otherwise known as a not so sloppy second)

Hey bro you can smash Alli if you want

Nah man I don’t want no hand me down hoe

Hand me down hoe by anonymous November 6, 2022

the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand 

A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"

Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"

the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019