Handy Hoe 

A girlfriend or good looking girl that is either in a wheelchair or on crutches.

Also a girl with ADD that may sleep around with many guys just to fit in and thinks it is perfectly fine.

Short for Handicapped Hoe.

Id buy that girl new grips for her wheelchair just for a chance to get with that Handy Hoe.

Handy Hoe by Dumb Dick August 10, 2008

Hand-Hug Hoe 

One who gives hand-hugs to every single guy she comes in contact with because it makes her feel better about herself. And she usually will take a picture of it and put it on some form of social media so she can share her hoe-ness.

Lucy: "Give me a hand-hug John!" *Pulls phone camera out*
John: Ok fine. (Feels special with Lucy)
Lucy: "Thanks John!" *Posts on snapchat story*
Lucy: "Hey Alex, give me a hand hug!"
John: "What a HAND-HUG HOE!"

Hand-Hug Hoe by goldrolex_bitch April 25, 2015

Hand me down hoe

When a hoe gets handed down to a homie

(Otherwise known as a not so sloppy second)

Hey bro you can smash Alli if you want

Nah man I don’t want no hand me down hoe

Hand me down hoe by anonymous November 6, 2022

the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand 

A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"

Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"

the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020