by Dr.Rape March 3, 2009
The Handy Special is a Newbury Park legend, not a myth but fact. Commonly described as the ultimate pain of one’s popliteal, hammy, and calves. Lengend is told that The Handy Special is and only performed by BWH the legend himself, commonly performed with the grip end of a a driver with an extra stiff shaft, double armed swung directly to the back of one’s knee area. If one is a victim of The Handy Special should seek out medical attention immediately. If not treated will result in muscle failure, muscle decay, extreme foot fungus, ED, COPD, and tendency to change genders.
“Oh my lord that kid is late to the van, he’s getting the Handy Special”
“I wasn’t able to to produce offspring after that”
“First victim was Connor Phillpot”
“I wasn’t able to to produce offspring after that”
“First victim was Connor Phillpot”
by NP Lengends and Folklore April 10, 2019
A Hand Job
Kyle: Peter was in the tipi with Emma again
Nicky Westside: Did he get another Handy James
Kyle: Got 2
Nicky Westside: Did he get another Handy James
Kyle: Got 2
by KillaKydawgMasterMix January 6, 2012
When you put cheese wiz in between your fingers and proceed to give someone a handjob. If people can put whipped cream on their nipples why can't I put cheese wiz on my penis?
by bugprsn July 20, 2019
A Vandy Handy is when a college coed (from said school) nakedly stands on her head with with legs spread wide in a "V" while simultaneously giving a hand job to the guy. The Vandy Handy is completed when the guy cums on the coed's chin.
Eric drunkenly left the party with that sorority girl and headed back to the apartment, where she gave him a Vandy Handy.
by dirt nasty d October 3, 2011
by Bojangles December 30, 2005
The act of grabbing a person's hands and shoving them down your pants with the hopes of getting a handjob.
by SammyD23 May 20, 2010