4 definitions by bugprsn

Appalachian Fleshlight

When you hit a deer but you don't want the roadkill to goto waste, so you use it as a fleshlight.

Officer, I was just doing the Appalachian Fleshlight.

by bugprsn May 14, 2023

San-Francisco Hotmic

When 2 or more dudes piss while facetiming over discord specifically.

Dude I just got done doing the San-Francisco Hotmic on the discord server.

by bugprsn May 5, 2023

Cheesy Handy

When you put cheese wiz in between your fingers and proceed to give someone a handjob. If people can put whipped cream on their nipples why can't I put cheese wiz on my penis?

"Hey hon why don't you give me a cheesy handy tonight?"

by bugprsn July 20, 2019

Spicy Chicken Rape

When someone shoves a spicy chicken leg up someone's vagina or anus without consent.

"I did not spicy chicken rape her."

by bugprsn June 13, 2018