Hand Sanitizer

The most expensive thing during the corona virus

Damn that hand sanitizer is expensive

by RogueAssassin March 5, 2020

hand sanitizer

A product that helps you discover new cuts you never knew you had.

I forgot that I had a cut on my pinky finger, so hand sanitizer made me remember it again.

by Jeremy X Universe December 13, 2015

hand sanitizer

Soap that kills 99%-99.99% (depending on how bold the marketers are) of germs without using water. You'll usually find hand sanitizer in classrooms, offices, and stores.

I didn't use Purell's hand sanitizer since it only killed 99.9% of germs. It seems much safer to use CVS' generic hand sanitizer since it kills 99.99% of germs.

by The Lamp of Enlightenment November 26, 2009

Hand Sanitizer

Liquid gold in today’s society.

Before the end times, you used to be able to buy hand sanitizer without taking out a loan.

by Not All Heroes Wear Drapes March 29, 2020

hand sanitizer

the best damn thing to sniff in order to fell high and lightheaded,just like a sharpy marker.

i like to freeze hand sanitizer then sniff it for good times,i also like to rub it in my face and in my asshole

by TiTyRon August 21, 2009

Hand sanitizer

The ultimate luxury skin treatment that adds years to your existence.

I'd kill for hand sanitizer, and be killed without it.

by CaptCook March 22, 2020

Hand sanitizer

The most yummyliceous thing I've ever put in my mouth. I LOVE hand sanitizer.

Person 1: "is that hand sanitizer?"
Me: *chugging it*

by Markys wife January 31, 2022