2 definitions by CaptCook

vanilla

A member of the boring sexual majority, that has no idea of the raging sexual party of fetishes and swapping that whirls around them.

When we walk up the street from the BDSM dungeon to get to the swinger's party, let's tone down the sexual talk and groping, we don't want to scare all of the vanillas on the sidewalk.

by CaptCook February 16, 2014

Hand sanitizer

The ultimate luxury skin treatment that adds years to your existence.

I'd kill for hand sanitizer, and be killed without it.

by CaptCook March 22, 2020