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59.
In relation to the very first definition of Hamster, all Hamsters are evil. They are minions of Satan, and a Superior Race. This is proved due to their evil, homosexual deviant behavior. They are minions, but not as Cows are. Hamsters know all, see all.
You know what? You need to Ph34r them. Seriously. Or they will 0wn j00r ass.
by Leiko October 09, 2004
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1.
small furry thing that dances.
the hamster danced all night.
by N¦ck December 24, 2003
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2.
A species of rodent soon to inherit the earth after our demise
I saw a hamster plotting my death yesterday
by Zi October 03, 2004
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3.
1.) Verb, HAM-STUR, to hamster, in order to survive one will eat its young. To hamster is to eat your offspring.
2.) Noun, HAM-STUR, (See ninja) A cute little animal known for its sudden violent reactions to little children holding it. Hamsters have been known to kill at any impulse, even if there is no need for eminent death of the child.
1.) The other day, I got a little rumble n my tummy, and so I decided to go hamster on my children.
2.) The hamster ate the nine year old's whole birthday party because someone dropped a spoon.
by THE BOB March 06, 2004
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4.
Adorable little rodents that run around your house and poop everywhere.
"My hamster could kick your hamsters glutious-maximus!"
by Sydney January 14, 2005
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5.
A small rodent not to be confused with a mouse. They are very fuzzy and friendly. They also like to dance. Also, they will run in little plastic or metal wheels until they die from either heart attack or exhaustion. Make good pets except they are escape artists.
The hamster nibbled the small piece of apple amusing the giggling group of girls who where watching it.
by Bohemian Diva February 25, 2006
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6.
The squirrels' cohorts in world domination.
They're trying to take over the fuckin' world, I tell ya, I swear to God...
by Link January 23, 2005
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