halitosis

When your mouth and asshole smell the same.

by J. Michael Reiter August 15, 2003

halitosis

You know when you fart and it clears an entire room, well imagine that being condensed into someone’s mouth. That is the smell of halitosis.

Philips, your breath reeks, you have halitosis

by concerned peer May 21, 2003

halitosis

Stank nasty mouth-funk

Yo halitosis so bad folk look forward to yo farts

by murcury June 5, 2003

halitosis

Disgusting breath that people always seem to have when they lean in really close and tell a secret.

"I was going to kiss him, but he had some nasty-smelling halitosis."

by Hannah August 13, 2003

halitosis

The benign form of bad breath preferable to phallitosis or breff.

Terry Smith, a very well respected Naval supply corps officer, was known for his halitosis, which was chronic, strong, and attracted buzzards and flies.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

halitosis

The breath you have when you've just woke up. Some people call it morning breath and it smells like someone has died in your mouth.

Matthew has halitosis.

by psycho bitch March 7, 2004

halitosis

(n., shortened form of "simple chronic halitosis") False medical condition created by advertising writers to sell mouthwash. Only known symptom is bad breath, usually brought under control with periodic use of advertiser's product.

The best cure for halitosis is better oral hygene.

by Anonymous May 26, 2003