Halfuum 

To only vacuum half the floor.

Mom: this floor better be vacuumed by the time I get back

Me: vacuums a tiny bit, gets distracted.

Mom: why isn't the floor vacuumed?

Me: OH, you said vacuum? I thought you said halfuum.

Halfuum by DustyAppleDeath April 18, 2015

halfdumb 

halfdumb is a janitor in uhc

cleans a lot.

"yo, why did you halfdumb me yesterday in that uhc?"
"had to do it to em"

halfdumb by ylolxdmcgangbigbootys December 1, 2018