When you grab a girls snatch, press the folds together tightly & blow through them. If a shrill sound is produced, you pretend you are Van Morrison playing her Hairy Harmonica.
The girl can also play this instrument herself by puckering her flaps & queefing.
The girl can also play this instrument herself by puckering her flaps & queefing.
by Ash-the-great-1 November 2, 2008
Get the Hairy Harmonicamug. by Banjo and cassius August 5, 2008
Get the Playing the Hairy Harmonicamug. To entertain by blowing the incredibly popular folk instrument that, characteristically, has two lip plates enclosing a long fipple, two holes - but only one ever fingered - and a wail switch. Skilled players use lip, tongue and mouth movements to create ecstatic music out of some lucky woman. (NB - in most countries you must be a least 16 years of age to play.)
"I have a young music student that has requested I show her how I go about 'playing the hairy harmonica'. Although I am a Professor of Music and expert flautist I am unfamiliar with this exact instrument. Can someone offer advice?"
"Yeah, bud - hold your breath in the wind section."
"Yeah, bud - hold your breath in the wind section."
by Gabbro June 22, 2018
Get the playing the hairy harmonicamug.