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When you grab a girls snatch, press the folds together tightly & blow through them. If a shrill sound is produced, you pretend you are Van Morrison playing her Hairy Harmonica.

The girl can also play this instrument herself by puckering her flaps & queefing.
Bill Clinton got caught with Monica....playing her hairy harmonica.
by Ash-the-great-1 September 22, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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