Lachlan Haines 

His origins go way far back...

Born in a poor beaver family with half human half beaver DNA, he grew up learning that one day he will learn how to master his Frontal Teeth and defeat the Fire Nation... Some people believe that his teeth was able to carve the rock from the backside of a large Mountain. This boy will soon grow up and become the most retarted person on earth...

Even though he saved everybody's lives...

dude that story was deep, like Lachlan Haines deep... *Yoinks*

where are you scooby doo

Lachlan Haines by PhotosynesisMan August 19, 2019

Haines 

Big Guy, Big man, Big so big, at least 7ft tall big. The sexiest man alive Big D. Can shoot 3 pointers with ease, always asks to be in group chats because of "Fomo". Such a big guy.

Person 1: You know Haines?

Person 2: Yeah ofc who doesn't know the biggest and sexiest man alive.

Haines by BigGuyBigMan February 25, 2021

hairesy 

When you hair has committed crime against God

That hairstyle is so hairesy! Get the holy water!

hairesy by Pika June 4, 2016

kayleigh haines 

crazy wild
bit of a cutie
SO silly
loves airpods and is emo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Look its Kayleigh Haines!"
"Wow, she looks pretty crazy wild."

kayleigh haines by mamamamamamamamamamamamamama July 25, 2023

Hainseyed 

Past tense of Hainsey. When you have a commitment amongst a group and subsequent to payment being made on lodging, a member of the group flakes and the remaining group is required to absorb said members portion of lodging.

We booked a trip to Myrtle Beach and got hainseyed by Jeff.

Hainseyed by TBD (to be determined) April 22, 2019

haines city 

The shittiest town on earth. It's a death trap to live in. Everyone wants to move out of that town except for dumb ass rednecks who get their girlfriends pregnant. Most of it is orange groves. The most exciting thing that has happened to Haines City was the expansion of the high school. The "mall" of Haines City is the Walmart where all the dumb ass high schoolers hang out in the electronics. This place is dumb as fuck and the only visitors they get are snowbirds and tourists looking for Disney. There are no hot guys in Haines City, only dumb ass rednecks and hispanics who have no life and don't know how to treat a girl. Lots of drugs are sold in the ghetto, mainly meth. Everyone knows everyone else's business because they are snooping, gossiping dumbasses. All the scene/emo kids at the high school are weird as fuck, and alot of fights break out at the high school. Basically nobody wants to live in Haines City.

Dave:"Hey, what's that piece of shit?"
Alex:"Oh, that's just Haines City."

Sara:" I was thinking of moving to Haines City."
Jessica:"No. You'll die."

haines city by thatchillgirl July 10, 2012

Haines 

The arch-bitch of Cunterbury.

"Mate, I think I might do something dickish."
"Don't do a Haines."

Haines by Grandaddy Shawaddywaddy October 19, 2011