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A Fucked up virtual world. With pedafiles surrounding you. Some people get so addicted to it they pay for fake furni and credits/coins. ive seen my friend on it hes spent 15$ on it just to have credits and have new clothes. The hobbas are fuckers they ban 4 nothing and u then lose everything. Trust me habbo hotel is a fucked up thing that should of never been fuckin made.
Peda File: Wots ur name?
Kid: My mummy told me not to give info to strangers :(
Peda File: I'll Give U Furni.
Kid: :O My Name Is James Barnes
Peda File: Where U Live?
Kid: Mummy told me not to say dat either. :(
Peda File: I'll Give U Credz.
Kid: :O I Go to .....
News: Child James Barnes has been killed. They say he was playing Habbo Hotel. He was found outside his house stabbed. Also he had lots of furni and credz/coins!!!!!!
by Da Miker May 31, 2005
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A crappy virtual with crappy graphics. Not only that the apperance sucks, but a few other things as well. For instance, you have to pay up to $50.00 dollars to buy up to 300 habbo coins that aren't real to buy crappy furni(furniture)that isn't even real! Now the people, these people will call you a n00b if you aren't HC(Habbo club). Then the people are report happy, they'll report you for nothing and last they want an e-boyfriend/e-girlfriend because they can't get one in real life. Wanna know what else? Habbo Hotel is full of pedophiles, that's right pedophiles! Then they have these people who block the pool because they think the pool has AIDS! I mean come on, the pool isn't even real it's just pixels so how can anyone catch AIDS from the internet?! Last but not least, none of the people can type, they type like crap! Habbo Hotel is the most GAYEST thing on Earth!
Habbo-dork4243: Z0MG!!!11!!!!11! 1 sp3n7 $100 f0r 600 c01nZ! 1 r1ch!!!111!!!!111

Person with a life: You're a lifeless loser that goes to Habbo Hotel...

Habbo-dork4243: 0MG u n008!1!!1 u jus7 j34l0us cuz 1 HC! 1 r3p0r7 u!1!1!1!1!1!
by xKMROXx April 30, 2007
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Habbo Hotel is good and bad, but mostly bad. It's pretty much a heaven for perverts and lonesome teenagers who are actually 56. Habbo Hotel is supposed to remble reality, even though they're NOTHING alike. The habbo staff censors words that have no offensive meaning and the habbo staff treats everyone as if they're 2-years-old. No one on habbo seems to spell properly and the only questions that people ask when they 'meet' you are: asl, or 'wanna cyber?'. My friends actually are on habbo hotel, and at times it can be fun because my friends haven't spent a dime on habbo hotel for their virtual furni which DOES NOT EXIST, and we happen to talk... CORRECTLY, what a suprise. My basic day on habbo is making fun of all the sad people and luring in perverts only to tell them to fuck off, get a life, and stop being a man-whore. It seems on habbo that if you're in a short skirt, tank-top, and blonde hair guys seem to be magnetically attracted to you even though you're most likely an old man. Habbo Hotel does really suck, but at least I can spend a 10 minutes crushing all of the little habbos dreams of a peaceful (and unreal) community.
Some Creepy Guy: hey babe, asl?
Me: 56/f/galapogos islands.
Some Creepy Guy: thats relly hot
Me: Go away man-whore.
Some Creepy Guy: ill get U BANNNED!!1
by Lets just call me 'Talyn' January 09, 2005
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habbo hotel sucks. the habbo staff rip people off! they make u spend all ur money on credits/coins. then they bann u for no reason!!! and they hav fucking silly rules!!!!!!!! they censor non-swear words! i got banned for 'ever', for telling someone 'me and my crew run things here at habbo hotel'! im gonna hack habbo, then they'll all pay!!! hahahhahaha.....
habbo hotel sucks. the habbo staff rip people off! they make u spend all ur money on credits/coins. then they bann u for no reason!!! and they hav fucking silly rules!!!!!!!! they censor non-swear words! i got banned for 'ever', for telling someone 'me and my crew run things here at habbo hotel'! im gonna hack habbo, then they'll all pay!!! hahahhahaha....
by MC_LOOT April 15, 2005
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an evil game; a game which you must play and get all your courses fail =
by Poopy Pear May 02, 2005
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A little Turd house for all those assholes (little 5 yr old horny bitches) who wants to satisfy their millimeter boners by pretending their having sex with lego dolls by click ing a dance button. Thsi shit is not worth wasitng your youth, and vision for. It's pathetic.
Habbo: Hey, wanna cyber in my room?
loser: okeey!
Habbo: uhh uhhh oh yahhhh. my weiner aahhh
loser: lets talk too while doing it
Habbo: No talk, just keep making sounds, it's satisfying my rod.
by Shmeego May 05, 2005
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a virtual hotel/chatroom where u can play games, make rooms + meet ppl
it sucks. Don't get hooked on it trust. u'll spend so much money on fake furniture
the most common phrases
"plzzz donate i got scammed plzzz"
"il give u credits if u give furni"
"search my name for fallin furni"
"its my bday wil u donate?"
by SaMmI* May 19, 2005
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