High Performance Crashing: The higher performance your program is, the shorter it takes to crash.
My software used to be slow, but it's HPC now: crashes right after you start it!
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High Performance Computing- Using multiple teraflop speed computers ,bound together by a MPI or PVM programming, to achieve a goal faster than one computer can itself.
IBM BlueGene/L is an example of massive scale HPC.
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It is a crew formed by the people that hate Priscilla. HPC stands for Hate Priscilla Crew. Over 500 people have already joined HPC and they all hate Priscilla.

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Do you want to join my new crew HPC.
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HPCS aka Hairy Plumber's Crack Syndrome.
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Dude look away that teacher has HPCS.

Holy shit HPCS ahead turn and run.
by Koga July 28, 2006
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Given the available population, how many are hotties. Also known as the Hottie quotient.
"Wow, check that out. Even the mailwoman is hot."

"Yeah, the Hottie Per Capita (HPC) is high in college towns."
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