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1) Being certified by Hewlett Packard to fix their brand of printers and workstations.
1) I am HP Certified to repair HP 4000's LJ printers.
by towlie October 02, 2002
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To be Certified Immune to Most common Computer hacking attempts
Your Home PC is now HP Certified
by Anonymous October 04, 2002
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