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15.
HMU
Hump My Umbrella
Hey dude, HMU!
by omaigawd May 07, 2011
 
16.
HMU
Here's My Uterus
Those shorts are so short, they're like HMU!!!
by TastyT July 21, 2011
 
17.
HMU
The abbreviation of "hold my umbrella", commonly mistaken as "hit me up".
Girl: "It's raining."

Guy: "Bitch! HMU!"
by Hold My Umbrella April 14, 2011
 
18.
HMU
Hug my uterus.
Bob: Wanna go see a movie?
Michelle: HMU
by KbAbILG March 25, 2011
 
19.
HMU
hot musty underarms
Angelina Jolie sometimes looks like she's been sucking hmu all day.

really someone give her some chapstick
by litlblueskittlz November 18, 2010
 
20.
hmu
hefty male urethra
girl: you got some mad distance with your money shot

guy: bitch, thass cause i gotta hmu
by anonyanony March 22, 2011
 
21.
hmu
Hug My Uterus
I was laughing so hard i had to HMU
by LouisLane July 15, 2010