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Him is one of the better new rock bands out there; keep in mind I don't listen to the mainstream MTV crap scenesters & teeny boppers listen to such as blink182, jlo, korn and 50. I like real music.

I love metal but I'm liking this glam-metal music type a whole lot better now because after a while you get tired of all the screaming, and Ville's voice is just a pleasure to listen to, not to mention to look at...who would have thought Finnish men would be so damn hot?? I'm so lusting after this man...
Poison Girl
One last time
Right here in my arms
by ThatGypsyBroad June 06, 2005

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Legit, one of the greatest bands ever. They came from Finland. HIM stands for His Infernal Majesty. And the lead singer, Ville Valo, is madd sexxi.
HIM is one phuching amazing band.
by Paigeee May 05, 2007

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HIM is the ultimate badass spooky dealer of death. HIM was created in 1988 by Almight Banyan (me) as a simple sketch, and grew into a high school phenomenon. Since then, he has not been seen much, but his legend will live forever.

Although HIM underwent many physical changes (based on the amount of time alloted for each drawing) one thing remained static throughout: a round face with a mop of motley black hair (think Motley Crue), evil eyebrows and a huge sinister toothy smile. HIM slew his victims with all manner of weapons and accessories.

So far, HIM has slain the following beings (not in chronological order):
1. Heather (death by knife, the original HIM and original victim. Also the introduction of Joe's Book of Goony Blobs)
2. Gumby (death by spiked club)
3. Darth Vader (death by blaster pistol)
4. Some random Commies (death by machine gun)
5. Rambo (death by flamethrower)
6. Some random skiiers (death by skiis and swords, also the introduction of the sound-effect "BLAAL" used when someone is killed)
7. Freddy Krueger (death by custom bladed gauntlet ala Wolverine)
8. Bruce Lee (death by Explodo-pistol)
9. Some random hockey player (death by razor-lined goalie stick)
10. Charlie Brown (death by pitchfork)
11. Some random citizens (death by vulcan machine gun, a baseball bat, and a RPG)
12. Some random lumberjack (death by log splitting axe)
13. Archmage Ged (death by strangulation)
14. More random citizens (death by pistol, vicious uppercut), shotgun, strangulation, arrow, and 1-ton iron block)
15. Abraham Lincoln (death by hanging with a noose)
16. A dental patient (death by massive drill press)
17. Some clod (horrid death, head torn off with spinal cord trailing behind)
18. Hulk Hogan (hurled through steel cage, looked like grated cheese coming out the other side)
19. Some Viet Cong (with Rambo's knife)
20. Some random pedestrian (death by Ford Bronco)
21. Satan (death by RPG **Special note - in their original meeting, HIM and Satan played a friendly game of poker. It was not until their second meeting that Satan met his demise)
22. Some random minions of Satan (death by Spear of Doom and by stomping on one)
23. Alf (death by classic black spherical bomb)
24. Lois Lane (HIM actually possessed Superman in this one, and flew through the helicopter that Lois was in, blasting it to smithereens)
25. Some random karate student (death by stomping)
26. Some random teacher (death by garden claw)
27. Some random punk rocker (death by pistol)
28. Some random baseball pitcher (death by line drive through the chest)
29. Some random golfer (death by 1-Wood, head driven completely off)
30. Some random wrestler (death by Piledriver outside the ring)
HIM is the only being who could kill Chuck Norris. And don't vote "thumbs down" just because I said this!

HIM would kill Chuck Norris by tangling his beard with a wire whisk, rendering Chuck powerless for the final blow.
by Almighty Banyan April 06, 2008

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HIM aka His Infernal Majesty is the and I mean the greatest band ever. HIM has one hot lead singer and his name is Ville Valo and the only reason why he smokes alot while he's singing is to make his voice stronger. And HIM is Bam Margera's favourite band of all time.
Greatest Band List.....
1. HIM
by VampireHeartForever April 20, 2007

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A finnish band that's been around for a while and is fronted by Ville Valo, who may not be the greatest lyricist in the world, but certainly isn't the worst. I say we cut him a break. He is Finnish after all. They've become overwhelmingly popular thanks to Bam Margera exploiting them. And now twelve year olds think that they're goths since they heard them on MTV. I like HIM. People think that they're too cool for HIM and have never given them a chance. They're musical elitists. They make the world more difficult because they have nothing better to do than bash your musical taste.
HIM isn't overwhelming original.

Musical Elitist: Ew! You like HIM?? Your so lame! They suck! Oh my god! Your so lame!! YOuR SO dUmB! What coorporate sell outs!! blah blah blah blah!!!

Person: Well I still like them. Why do you even care?

Musical Elitist: Uh........Because they suck!! Listen to some REAL music that everyone else in this underground society I dabble with on occasion listens to. Because that way, you can rebel from mainstream socity but you still don't have to really form your own ideas or become your own person!

Person: I'll have to ask you to leave.
by Sadda July 19, 2006

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A character from the most fucked up show out today, Wonder Showzen. Not exactly the brightest bulb, Him speaks in third person and takes cooties sores off of his friends to sell as snack treats and line his own pockets. Likes to do the Animal Dance.
Him: Him think you look better than him ever seen you. (while speaking to Wordsworth who is laying in bed dying of cooties)

(Him eats a Cootie sore off of Wordsworth)
Wordsworth: Him, those are contagious!
Him: Contagiously...Delicious!

BTW, keep an eye out for Pizzalicious Chewties, coming soon!!!
by Destructive Criticism July 04, 2005

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HIM/H.I.M - A shitty band from Finland whose music consists of shitty instrumentals and crappy lyrics, that occasionally slaughters a classic song with a shitty cover of it. I honestly don't see why all these kids jizz themselves over them.
1.1 Is it just me, or are all of these instrumentals the same?
1.2 WTF! HIM just slaughtered 'Don't Fear the Reaper'!
1.3 Wow, that kid over there must have a scat fetish with the way he's whacking it to HIM's shitty music.

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