The best band to ever live. They are from Finland. Most people only know this because of Bam, but who cares because Bam Margera is amazing too. H-I-M stands for His Infernal Majesty. GO LISTEN TO SOME H.I.M NOW!
H-I-M'S singer Ville Valo has the best vocals ever
by chrissyyyyy August 19, 2007
HiM
HiM, like the Finnish band HIM, was created in 1995. However, this, and the name, are the only similarities between the two bands.

Founded by drummer Doug Scharin, HiM is another product of the Chicago indie rock scene. Their music is an interesting blend of jazz, post-rock, and even reggae and African. The music is very much unlike what a majority of what people listen to. Still, HiM is worth a listen, and those who enjoy bands such as Isotope 217 may like the band.

"Hey, I thought you said you were going to put on HIM. This doesn't sound like them at all."

"You misunderstood, I meant HiM, the Chicago indie band."

"Oh, well, this is pretty good too."
by Radiofloyd February 07, 2007
HIM
One of the most awesome bands on the face of the earth. The lead singer, Ville Valo has the most amazing voice ever. People say they are an emo band but they sing about love.
HIM have written songs such as Endless Dark, Passion's Killing Floor and Your Sweet 666 and these songs, as well as others are awesome.
by Madame Valo August 30, 2007
Him
Suposed homosexual porn movie about the life of Jesus Christ compared with a nameless contemporary man and their shared sexual tastes. Hotly sought-out and marked for destruction by the Religious Right, in reality there is NO SUCH MOVIE!!!
Rumours of such a movie have been circulating since the early 1970's. Said rumours were probably started amongst the Gay community for sole purpose of annoying the Moraly Indignant, and there was even a false review of it in a book about the "golden turkeys," aka the worst movies ever made. This, of course, only served to strengthing the Religious Right's resolve to find-and-burn!! It's review in said book of "golden turkeys" was actually part of a reader contest to find the one fake movie amongst the real "stinkers."
Despite endless (and fruitless) searches --and the truth being held in their collective faces-- certain members of the Religious Right still continue their sacred mission to find-and-destroy this non-existant movie!
Bill: "Hey, man. You here about that gay-porn movie called "Him?" Some pretty freaky sheet happens in it!"

Tom: "Calm yourself down before you ruin your shorts. There is no such movie. It's all just a rumour going 'round."

Bill: "Really? Then what the hell was that video I was watching last night!?"

Tom: "You STILL have home video of my 16th birthday party!?"
by Carl J. Maltese April 29, 2007
him
Him is one of the better new rock bands out there; keep in mind I don't listen to the mainstream MTV crap scenesters & teeny boppers listen to such as blink182, jlo, korn and 50. I like real music.

I love metal but I'm liking this glam-metal music type a whole lot better now because after a while you get tired of all the screaming, and Ville's voice is just a pleasure to listen to, not to mention to look at...who would have thought Finnish men would be so damn hot?? I'm so lusting after this man...
Poison Girl
One last time
Right here in my arms
by ThatGypsyBroad June 06, 2005
HIM
Legit, one of the greatest bands ever. They came from Finland. HIM stands for His Infernal Majesty. And the lead singer, Ville Valo, is madd sexxi.
HIM is one phuching amazing band.
by Paigeee May 05, 2007
HIM
HIM is the ultimate badass spooky dealer of death. HIM was created in 1988 by Almight Banyan (me) as a simple sketch, and grew into a high school phenomenon. Since then, he has not been seen much, but his legend will live forever.

Although HIM underwent many physical changes (based on the amount of time alloted for each drawing) one thing remained static throughout: a round face with a mop of motley black hair (think Motley Crue), evil eyebrows and a huge sinister toothy smile. HIM slew his victims with all manner of weapons and accessories.

So far, HIM has slain the following beings (not in chronological order):
1. Heather (death by knife, the original HIM and original victim. Also the introduction of Joe's Book of Goony Blobs)
2. Gumby (death by spiked club)
3. Darth Vader (death by blaster pistol)
4. Some random Commies (death by machine gun)
5. Rambo (death by flamethrower)
6. Some random skiiers (death by skiis and swords, also the introduction of the sound-effect "BLAAL" used when someone is killed)
7. Freddy Krueger (death by custom bladed gauntlet ala Wolverine)
8. Bruce Lee (death by Explodo-pistol)
9. Some random hockey player (death by razor-lined goalie stick)
10. Charlie Brown (death by pitchfork)
11. Some random citizens (death by vulcan machine gun, a baseball bat, and a RPG)
12. Some random lumberjack (death by log splitting axe)
13. Archmage Ged (death by strangulation)
14. More random citizens (death by pistol, vicious uppercut), shotgun, strangulation, arrow, and 1-ton iron block)
15. Abraham Lincoln (death by hanging with a noose)
16. A dental patient (death by massive drill press)
17. Some clod (horrid death, head torn off with spinal cord trailing behind)
18. Hulk Hogan (hurled through steel cage, looked like grated cheese coming out the other side)
19. Some Viet Cong (with Rambo's knife)
20. Some random pedestrian (death by Ford Bronco)
21. Satan (death by RPG **Special note - in their original meeting, HIM and Satan played a friendly game of poker. It was not until their second meeting that Satan met his demise)
22. Some random minions of Satan (death by Spear of Doom and by stomping on one)
23. Alf (death by classic black spherical bomb)
24. Lois Lane (HIM actually possessed Superman in this one, and flew through the helicopter that Lois was in, blasting it to smithereens)
25. Some random karate student (death by stomping)
26. Some random teacher (death by garden claw)
27. Some random punk rocker (death by pistol)
28. Some random baseball pitcher (death by line drive through the chest)
29. Some random golfer (death by 1-Wood, head driven completely off)
30. Some random wrestler (death by Piledriver outside the ring)
HIM is the only being who could kill Chuck Norris. And don't vote "thumbs down" just because I said this!

HIM would kill Chuck Norris by tangling his beard with a wire whisk, rendering Chuck powerless for the final blow.
by Almighty Banyan April 06, 2008

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