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this deffinition is Plain,Simple,Short and Sweet....."THE BEST BAND EVER!!!"
just listen to any of thier albums...Greatest Love songs Vol.666 is my favourite album and Gone With the Sin is my favorite Song.Not that its that easy to pinpoint any piece of thier art specifically,its all beautiful.but thats my personal preferance.
by Erin February 22, 2005
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A character from the most fucked up show out today, Wonder Showzen. Not exactly the brightest bulb, Him speaks in third person and takes cooties sores off of his friends to sell as snack treats and line his own pockets. Likes to do the Animal Dance.
Him: Him think you look better than him ever seen you. (while speaking to Wordsworth who is laying in bed dying of cooties)

(Him eats a Cootie sore off of Wordsworth)
Wordsworth: Him, those are contagious!
Him: Contagiously...Delicious!

BTW, keep an eye out for Pizzalicious Chewties, coming soon!!!
by Destructive Criticism July 04, 2005
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A crappy band with no talent. A discrase to all humans.
H.I.M Should die, pretty quick. Just shut up...i hate h.i.m.
by Jeanette October 09, 2004
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HIM is the ultimate badass spooky dealer of death. HIM was created in 1988 by Almight Banyan (me) as a simple sketch, and grew into a high school phenomenon. Since then, he has not been seen much, but his legend will live forever.

Although HIM underwent many physical changes (based on the amount of time alloted for each drawing) one thing remained static throughout: a round face with a mop of motley black hair (think Motley Crue), evil eyebrows and a huge sinister toothy smile. HIM slew his victims with all manner of weapons and accessories.

So far, HIM has slain the following beings (not in chronological order):
1. Heather (death by knife, the original HIM and original victim. Also the introduction of Joe's Book of Goony Blobs)
2. Gumby (death by spiked club)
3. Darth Vader (death by blaster pistol)
4. Some random Commies (death by machine gun)
5. Rambo (death by flamethrower)
6. Some random skiiers (death by skiis and swords, also the introduction of the sound-effect "BLAAL" used when someone is killed)
7. Freddy Krueger (death by custom bladed gauntlet ala Wolverine)
8. Bruce Lee (death by Explodo-pistol)
9. Some random hockey player (death by razor-lined goalie stick)
10. Charlie Brown (death by pitchfork)
11. Some random citizens (death by vulcan machine gun, a baseball bat, and a RPG)
12. Some random lumberjack (death by log splitting axe)
13. Archmage Ged (death by strangulation)
14. More random citizens (death by pistol, vicious uppercut), shotgun, strangulation, arrow, and 1-ton iron block)
15. Abraham Lincoln (death by hanging with a noose)
16. A dental patient (death by massive drill press)
17. Some clod (horrid death, head torn off with spinal cord trailing behind)
18. Hulk Hogan (hurled through steel cage, looked like grated cheese coming out the other side)
19. Some Viet Cong (with Rambo's knife)
20. Some random pedestrian (death by Ford Bronco)
21. Satan (death by RPG **Special note - in their original meeting, HIM and Satan played a friendly game of poker. It was not until their second meeting that Satan met his demise)
22. Some random minions of Satan (death by Spear of Doom and by stomping on one)
23. Alf (death by classic black spherical bomb)
24. Lois Lane (HIM actually possessed Superman in this one, and flew through the helicopter that Lois was in, blasting it to smithereens)
25. Some random karate student (death by stomping)
26. Some random teacher (death by garden claw)
27. Some random punk rocker (death by pistol)
28. Some random baseball pitcher (death by line drive through the chest)
29. Some random golfer (death by 1-Wood, head driven completely off)
30. Some random wrestler (death by Piledriver outside the ring)
HIM is the only being who could kill Chuck Norris. And don't vote "thumbs down" just because I said this!

HIM would kill Chuck Norris by tangling his beard with a wire whisk, rendering Chuck powerless for the final blow.
by Almighty Banyan April 06, 2008
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one of the best bands ever, with the most meaningful music around!!
His Infernal Majesty
HIM kicks ass!!!!!!!!!
by Jacqui January 05, 2005
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HIM is an overrated supposed 'goth metal' band from Europe. Their lyrics consist of the terms 'love', 'death' and '666' over and over again. Once you have heard one song, you've heard them all. The music itself isn't all that bad, but the repetitive lyrics and dull voice of Ville Valo make it almost unbareable to stand.
Also - Ville Valo - he is not sexy or 'the most beautiful man in rock and roll'. He cannot write, nor does he have good looks. For god sakes, HIS TATTOO IS DISGUSTING :)
HIM also equals the European Simple Plan. Both have watered down repetitive lyrics, an ugly lead singer with annoying voices and a constant need to favour the lead singer in almost all photoshoots possible.
HIM fan: HIM is the greatest band ever. Their lyrics are amazing!
HIM hater: Name one song that doesn't use 'love' 'death' or '666' in it.
HIM fan: ...uhh....
by Jennifer/Gennafer December 21, 2004
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One of the most awesome bands on the face of the earth. The lead singer, Ville Valo has the most amazing voice ever. People say they are an emo band but they sing about love.
HIM have written songs such as Endless Dark, Passion's Killing Floor and Your Sweet 666 and these songs, as well as others are awesome.
by Madame Valo August 30, 2007
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