Guytarded 

The act of not understanding anything guys say or do; EVER

The guy I like is ignoring me again and I have no idea why, I think I'm guytarded.

Guytarded by Laterday June 10, 2009

gaytarded 

The state of being so gay that one becomes retarded or vice versa.

That male stripper over there is so gaytarded!

gaytarded by Big Black Joe November 16, 2015

godtarded 

Someone who denies the obvious because it conflicts with their faith.

Tina is godtarded. She told me, "Dinosaurs are a trick of the devil because the earth is only 6,000 years old." I think she was home-schooled that way.

godtarded by Anony_mouse_776 December 29, 2008

Guitarded

Someone with little to no musical skill on the guitar.

He cant even make an Em, he must be guitarded.

Guitarded by Malcolm November 3, 2003

guitarded

When someone has played their guitar or bass guitar to the point that they are completely 'played out', or brain dead.

How you feel after playing an extra long set or gig.

"Man we've been jammin for six and a half hours. I'm guitarded."

Some dude at a bar when you just finished your last set and are rollin up for the night-"Hey I love you guys man you really sound great! Say, I play guitar too, and I was wondering if you wanted to jam.

You - "Sorry man, I'm guitarded. Not tonight."

guitarded by Mark Ivey July 20, 2008

gaytarded 

This word can also be used when not even a modicum of political correctness is desired in one's speech. It is an expletive to be held in the bottom of one's bag of tricks and used particularly in emergencies. The professional may garnish with the "F word."

Jill: I hope someday all people will be treated equally and will treat others equally, even those of different races, religions, creeds, colors, shapes and sizes.

Jack: That is the most f*cking gaytarded thing I have ever heard.

gaytarded by T Man August 22, 2005

guitarded

One who is incredibly good at Guitar Hero and proud of it, but has never played an actual guitar. Also one who is impressed by Guitar Hero skills yet unimpressed by actual guitar playing.

Guitarded one: Dude! I got five stars on Dragon Force on expert last night!
Normal Human: OK. I played Stairway to Heaven backwards on an actual guitar.
Guitarded One: So....?

guitarded by Tomanos December 30, 2007