That one person that is just in the room. Usually very awkward and plays too much saxophone. He lives in a bad area. He also plays a lot of soccer and has no girlfriend. Gustavo is a weird person that can be easy to talk to when he’s not saying ‘noice’ or ‘fun’. Gustavo is also off the map most of his life. That’s all I have about a Gustavo. But we all know it’s very true
Gustavo is that one person in the room
by Delano mec July 3, 2018
A tall Spanish boi who kicks short gingers for no reason. Nicknamed Gutavo. He's good at every single sport without even trying. He has to wear size 13 Nikes (MENS size 13 Nikes) even at age 13. He has a way of getting out of math tests and science quizzes by pretending to be sick, even if he's not! He denies it but he's really gullible most of the time.
Person 1: Wasn't Gustavo supposed to write the math test?
Person 2: Yee. But he said he was sick so the teacher said he didn't have to write it till next week.
Person 1: He did that with the science quiz yesterday.
Person 3: OOP
Person 2: Yee. But he said he was sick so the teacher said he didn't have to write it till next week.
Person 1: He did that with the science quiz yesterday.
Person 3: OOP
by Rafael Alejandro Brakayangwm November 19, 2019
Brother of the infamous Orvatsug. Sponge-kin promoted to God hood after sacrificing one half of his moustache to save the universe. From a homosexual alien fleet.
I worship Gustavo on a daily basis
by _nigr0s September 1, 2019
1. the really cool guy on drumline.
2. a guy who is FANTASTiC at drawing.
3. someone who owes krystal an orange gatorade, a red gatorade, and a nice dinner.
4. someone who LOVES a girl named krystal.
5. short for gus
2. a guy who is FANTASTiC at drawing.
3. someone who owes krystal an orange gatorade, a red gatorade, and a nice dinner.
4. someone who LOVES a girl named krystal.
5. short for gus
by PRiNCESS KRYSTALLLL (: July 17, 2006
A dark Mexican Pregnant man who walks around calling people "real" or "fake". Gustavo has many lost long twins who work at six flags.
Be careful when you're around Gustavo, he craves chalk & bananas.
Be careful when you're around Gustavo, he craves chalk & bananas.
by YEAHIDIDIT1234 June 5, 2011
Gustavo is a young but vibrant & outspoken man who’ll become President of the United States one day. If you can remember what happened in election 2016, you’ll remember 2040.
by Fish broth November 23, 2021