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A dark Mexican Pregnant man who walks around calling people "real" or "fake". Gustavo has many lost long twins who work at six flags.

Be careful when you're around Gustavo, he craves chalk & bananas.
Gustavo's water broke 10 minutes ago, but he's eating a banana.
by YEAHIDIDIT1234 June 5, 2011
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