Gurtch 

Noun: Someone who can play video games online when there is a lot of lag however, when it returns to normal, they suck.

Man1: Dude there is so much lag!
Man2: I know but I'm kicking ass, my kill/death streak is 37-0.
*lag goes away*
Man2: Damn, now my kill/death is 37-34
Man1: Wow, you're such a Gurtch

Gurtch by flyguy0507 July 9, 2010

gurtschnurger 

The minute piece of turd that's left clinging to the toilet after multiple flushes.

OMG bob, check out this gurtschnurger. Hes not budging!

gurtschnurger by analfunnyjuice September 4, 2018

Grutch 

(adjective)

A term used to describe anything which causes one to feel an overwhelming sense of physical or mental disgust, especially after having positive expectations of whatever the term was used to describe.

1. "Dude, are you sure this is what your dealer said it was? This stuff is grutch"
2. "That's the girl you were talkin' about? My guy, she's fucking grutch"
3. "Yeah the salad wasn't that bad, but that burger was pretty grutch"

Grutch by The Worst Men In The World August 31, 2019

gutchies 

SW Pennsylvanian slang for underwear. Refers to all underwear, not only granny panties.

Pull up your damn pants! I don't care if you're going out, I don't wanna have to see your gutchies.

gutchies by kmkz666 February 18, 2011

Gurcharan 

Someone who has a great sense of humour and is considered a blessing to humankind. Also loves food

Rav: why do I feel like I just met the greatest person alive?
Raaji: because she's Gurcharan.

Rav: makes sense, I'm truly grateful

Gurcharan by Masterchaan March 15, 2017

gurthy

just a big ole something

"Damn that burrito is gurthy!"

"I heard that he is pretty gurthy;)"

gurthy by theorangepeel March 30, 2017

Gurthy

A fat cock

Damn he has a fat gurthy weiner

Gurthy by Gurthy May 8, 2018