Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke 

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke by SMYunicorn December 3, 2020

Gurilla 

Social Mobilization made easy peasy for users to form a large group for random flashmob or events via the Gurilla app.

"He gurilla me yesterday to join in the Umbrella Movement"

"Dun gurilla me to movies cose i don't like to watch thw big screen"

Gurilla by Urban Foodie April 4, 2015

Gerijam 

A geriatric traffic jam. They are know to exist in high concentrations near popular tourist attractions.

I went to see the Eiffel Tower, but it took five hours because I got stuck behind a gerijam.

Gerijam by kreo10 July 10, 2022

Gurjot 

It means guru's light.

Gurjot is guru's light.

Gurjot by joti530 April 8, 2009

Gurujazzham 

A thing that pisses for 48 hours on a 5 meter plate and shits for 69 hours on the plate then gets its spatula and starts snorting it up. After that it throws it up and then scoops it up with the spatula and starts eating it.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GDTDLHCGHJCYCGRJRTSWHGKNKCRAHF ITS A GURUJAZZHAM

Gurujazzham by Guru jazz ham man July 16, 2019

Gurit 

Smart dude. Typically a nerd but also does cool stuff like sky diving and riding a motorbike.

Is he a Gurit?

Nah, he's way too dumb to be one.

Gurit by daciasandero February 28, 2017

gurjoyt 

A cool man who has a lot of babes

Gurjoyt has all the gorls

gurjoyt by anonymous May 23, 2021