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Gunvor Matilda 

Gunvor Matilda is a wonderful woman with loads of radiant energy and charisma. Her laugh sound like a wave crashing into the shore and her smile is warm and contagious. She’s the most beautiful being in the world, with freckles and big blue eyes with a golden stream.

She’s also very creative and plays piano like a goddess, Beethoven is her bitch. She also paints a lot better than you. But even though she’s best at everything she’s humble and kind to everyone she meets. Sometimes when she makes pancakes it gets messy and occasionally leaves the dishes for a while, but that’s okay cause she’s amazing either way and I would clean every pancake off the floor or dish just to be near her.

Gunvor Matilda is very smart and funny and it never gets boring to hang out with her. The conversation gets on for hours and hours. She’s also sexy and will steal your girl, so watch out!
”Omg you know Gunvor Matilda?! She’s so cool and funny!!!”

”I wish I could be like Gunvor Matilda, she’s a piano goddess and so hot.”
Gunvor Matilda by Fipppp November 23, 2021
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This is another term for "the Boss", (always a fella)he is the top hardman, depending on background he will be eitha a complete cunt and walk aroudn doin what ever he wants, or he could be the generous, forgivin type who dont want 2 fight but he just happens 2 be hard as nails. he is always top-dog.
fuckin hell tyrone, dont u know hes the guvnor? hel knock u sparko
guvnor by kiroe September 17, 2008
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The paki-est of them all he deserved to get banged by connor Oxley on a swing, connor needs to sit on him and make gunoor suffer
Gunoor is a paki fucking hate him Allah uakbar
gunoor by Ze real g January 2, 2021

Gunvosta 

A person who doesn’t use toilet paper after doing number 2 💩 . He/She doesn’t care about how he/she smells or about others around him/her
die hard / crazy / dangerous Gunvosta
Gunvosta by swish 263 December 24, 2021

Monkey Guvnor 

Term used in a number of phrases basically meaning "top dog" or a descriptive term for something which is really good (some people add the word "face" on the end which is only used whilst addressing a friend or someone you know well, can be taken as extremely offensive otherwise)
"Wow! you really are the Monkey Guvnor"
"Good morning me ol'Monkey Guvnor face"
Monkey Guvnor by Pillga January 16, 2005

The Guvnor Spaff 

When a bloke notably from the Swansea area, ejaculates over a girls tits, giving them a well good spraying.
Did you hear about The Guvnor Spaff, he sprayed her tits with his juice.
The Guvnor Spaff by Curry club January 24, 2021
Hey what's up Gunior
Gunior by SnibleBoi June 10, 2019