by The Great Landino July 21, 2015
A play on the term Gulf Breeze, the Gulf Sneeze is an irritation of the sinus area, felt by those visiting the Middle East.
This irritation results in flu/hayfever like symptoms due to the particles of dust and sand, which are constantly in the air in the region.
This irritation results in flu/hayfever like symptoms due to the particles of dust and sand, which are constantly in the air in the region.
Dave: {Sneeze}
Mike: You got the flu there buddy!?
Dave: Nah, just got the Gulf Sneeze - had a two day stop over in the Emirates on my way back from the UK.
Mike: You got the flu there buddy!?
Dave: Nah, just got the Gulf Sneeze - had a two day stop over in the Emirates on my way back from the UK.
by Bucko_NZ January 13, 2008
Term used to describe the act of ejaculating into another person's beverage without him/her noticing, leaving the ejaculant to float around in the liquid, much like BP oil in Gulf waters
"When I ordered the special cocktail of the night, I sure wasn't expecting the shady bartender to make it a Gulf of Mexico."
"Fred sure thought he was all sorts of swagg before he discovered the Gulf of Mexico in his coconut water."
"Last night at the frat party, Bill was taking everybody's drink to the Gulf of Mexico for free."
"Fred sure thought he was all sorts of swagg before he discovered the Gulf of Mexico in his coconut water."
"Last night at the frat party, Bill was taking everybody's drink to the Gulf of Mexico for free."
by UltimateTool September 4, 2011
A small, boring town in the Florida Panhandle lying next to Pensacola. Gulf Breeze is mostly composed of rich potheads, who are shallow and arrogant. Gulf Breeze High School is where the annoying dope smokers attend school, only to fail most of their classes despite the school's horrible curriculum. The girls often wear booty shorts barely covering their asses and a low-cut hollister shirt. The guys wear either board shorts, khakis, or jeans, along with a surfy t-shirt or a polo, along with topsiders or vans. These are the same people who are spoiled beyond belief by their parents, despite being expelled/suspended from school for drug use. There are some decent people in Gulf Breeze though.
However, Gulf Breeze can be a charming town- You can walk pretty much anywhere and you're ten minutes away from Pensacola Beach.
Gulf Breeze is good in most sports except for football, which they completely suck at because Gulf Breeze is pretty much all white people. In the 2010-2011 school year, the football team won their first game in years against Arnold High, which is in Panama City. Gulf Breeze does have a really good soccer team though. Their band is also pretty good.
A place where everyone gossips about eachother, lies, and stabs everyone in the back. The people of Gulf Breeze are typically referred to as "Breezers."
However, Gulf Breeze can be a charming town- You can walk pretty much anywhere and you're ten minutes away from Pensacola Beach.
Gulf Breeze is good in most sports except for football, which they completely suck at because Gulf Breeze is pretty much all white people. In the 2010-2011 school year, the football team won their first game in years against Arnold High, which is in Panama City. Gulf Breeze does have a really good soccer team though. Their band is also pretty good.
A place where everyone gossips about eachother, lies, and stabs everyone in the back. The people of Gulf Breeze are typically referred to as "Breezers."
I hate Gulf Breeze.
-Person A: "Did you hear that _____ wrecked her brand new lexus?"
-Person B: "Yeah, her parents just bought her a new BMW."
-Pothead A: "Hey man, let's go smoke weed behind taco bell after school on Friday."
-Breezer 1: "Let's spread rumors about _____."
-Breezer 2: "That sounds like a splendid idea!"
*Victim of the rumors spread ends up being labeled as a slut and loses all of her friends*
*Breezers 1 & 2 laugh maliciously and sneer at the victim in the hallways of school*
-Person A: "Did you hear that _____ wrecked her brand new lexus?"
-Person B: "Yeah, her parents just bought her a new BMW."
-Pothead A: "Hey man, let's go smoke weed behind taco bell after school on Friday."
-Breezer 1: "Let's spread rumors about _____."
-Breezer 2: "That sounds like a splendid idea!"
*Victim of the rumors spread ends up being labeled as a slut and loses all of her friends*
*Breezers 1 & 2 laugh maliciously and sneer at the victim in the hallways of school*
by Don'tQuestionMe July 20, 2011
Unable to find a better place to live incompetent Vanessa rants at the interweb. She enjoys sending grammatically impaired threats to Urban Dictionary.
"I'm just a humble citizen of this community but I think our city officials would probably show interest in the description of Gulf Breeze in your dictionary and I think this town has the financial backing to pursue a legal issue with slander... unless it mysteriously disappears....it may be fun for you but do you want that financial burden?"
Needlessly prefixing thoughts with "I think" is a gulf breeze affliction.
Needlessly prefixing thoughts with "I think" is a gulf breeze affliction.
by ernestful matters October 27, 2012
A small town in the Florida panhandle that has all types of white people. You have druggies, nerds, band geeks, preps (most in Gulf Breeze), jocks, wannabe rednecks, and wannabe gangsters (none realize they are in fact WHITE). Most don't have the privilege of knowing what it's like to work a day in your life. They also flunk out of college (first semester) because the curriculum at GBHS sucks!
As for sports, the football team is basically just there to be dummies for other teams. Yet somehow they still think they're the shit... Who knew that winning two games in three years made you cool? Their girls' soccer team lives on legacy alone, and to prove that they couldn't even win the title of District Champs in their own stadium. The score was like 4 or 5 for the other team, 3 for the refs, and none for Gulf Breeze. Suck it, bitches. The volleyball team is no doubt pretty kick ass. Golf is decent, though no one really pays attention to golf except for the players. Sad, but true. And even though it really isn't a sport, their band? Puh-lease! Size isn't everything, fyi. You can still suck when you're big. And as most of you are sexually active, you probably knew this already. And just because you made straight superiors at a competition where your director was in charge of hiring the judges does not mean you're awesome. It actually just means you can't accomplish anything without a biased judges' table present. Especially considering how sick your trumpets sound.
As for sports, the football team is basically just there to be dummies for other teams. Yet somehow they still think they're the shit... Who knew that winning two games in three years made you cool? Their girls' soccer team lives on legacy alone, and to prove that they couldn't even win the title of District Champs in their own stadium. The score was like 4 or 5 for the other team, 3 for the refs, and none for Gulf Breeze. Suck it, bitches. The volleyball team is no doubt pretty kick ass. Golf is decent, though no one really pays attention to golf except for the players. Sad, but true. And even though it really isn't a sport, their band? Puh-lease! Size isn't everything, fyi. You can still suck when you're big. And as most of you are sexually active, you probably knew this already. And just because you made straight superiors at a competition where your director was in charge of hiring the judges does not mean you're awesome. It actually just means you can't accomplish anything without a biased judges' table present. Especially considering how sick your trumpets sound.
Man, I would never wanna live in Gulf Breeze. That place is full of such skanky preps and bitches who think they're so great.
by Phuketbtch August 9, 2011
A person of non Gulf Arab origin who was born and/or brought up in the Arabian Gulf (Saudi, Qatar, Bahrain, UAE, Oman, Kuwait)
by gulfbaby04 February 14, 2023