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guider boy

A young male entry position at a brothel. Guides the penis into a waiting orifice... Also entails clean up duties
Bobby got his first job as a guider boy at the local brothel
guider boy by hogguy2000 May 16, 2018
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Guider Couple

A couple seen with arms around their significant partners while walking, creating the illusion that they are guiding each other as they walk. Usually seen at the beginning of a relationship, guider couples seem to die down as the relationship ages.
"Look at that guider couple. Can't they get to a destination without help?"
Guider Couple by dazoby August 26, 2009

Cock guider 

the opposite of cock blocking, helping another dude get laid. Guiding the cock into the vagina (metaphorically otherwise its just insertion)
Dude, im a cock guider, he never would have gotten with her without my guidance!!
Cock guider by themurahan February 21, 2009
A term born from the anime 'Nichijou'. It is the combination of 'gun' and 'tsundere' to make 'gundere'. It is the same as tsundere but the cold-like treatment towards the love victim is taken to a new level, incorporating the use of weapons ranging from sub-machine guns to heavy artillery.
The cold-treatment in 'tsundere' is usually just verbal, where as in 'gundere' the cold-treatment is extreme violence via heavy weaponry.

Female (blushing): I-It's not like I'm doing this for you or anything.
Male: I don't really need your help..
Female (extreme blushing): *Fires rocket launcher at the male* I'm going to help you anyway! be grateful!
Gundere by Keodara January 14, 2012

Guide Dogging 

Guide Dogging is the act of a man holding another man's penis doing urinating at a communal urinal. Double Guide Dogging is the same as above but the penis holder is having his penis held also.
"Dude, guide dog me" "Let's get our Guide Dogging on"
Guide Dogging by Vaughanonymous December 18, 2012

Den glider in 

Means "It glides in". Was originally the fight song of the Swedes during the World Cup hockey championships of 1995, held in Sweden. Also intended to be the official song of the championships.
Unsurprisingly, it became very popular in Finland after we won the World Cup for the first time ever. Our national hockey team, the Lions, actually recorded it. Even now, people sing it when they gather in bars to watch hockey games, no matter who the opponent may be. All the better if it's Sweden.
*a bunch of Finns in a bar*
Finn 1: Sweden sucks!
Finn 2: Look! Teemu Selänne scored!
All: DEN GLIDER IN, DEN GLIDER IN, DEN GLIDER IN I MÅL IGEN! *all take shots*