when preparing for a game, spating your guch is the art of taping your guch to ensure stabilty and safeness
in the following order: Twice around the waist, Over left shoulder and through your legs (from the back), Over right shoulder, through legs again, twice wrapped around both thighs. (For aslo support; see also badger spat)= guch spat
by Captain Batesalot March 24, 2011
by Thy GUCH Printer December 8, 2019
When a person rubs their index finger along their guch, then proceeds to form a hook with the index finger. The finger is then inserted into the mouth of an unsuspecting individual so as to simulate that person being hooked like a fish. A more sinister aproach to the fish hookmaneuver. This move is usually performed on a person that is being an asshole or just plain will not shut up.
Guy 1- Dude, Jason is acting like a real asshat tonight.
Guy 2- Yeah I know. I'm going to play some football then give him the old Guch Hook. That should teach him.
Guy 2- Yeah I know. I'm going to play some football then give him the old Guch Hook. That should teach him.
by Pete_guitar January 24, 2009
by Elaxist May 26, 2010
wildly biting the skin between the pussy and asshole. Usually performed in retalliation for a scrape or poorly performed blow-job.
by greenradioactive March 3, 2009
1. when someone or an animal is over-excited in the cutest way possible.
2. dancing to empress you, or if a animal is extremely fluffy.
2. dancing to empress you, or if a animal is extremely fluffy.
1. keewee the parrot flies to the window, to see his companion come home from school. Keewee's cheeks get very fluffy, and he dances around to show how guched up he is.
by amazingabbyyyyy December 15, 2014
by sirswaggyshadz April 25, 2018