Guacodile

A plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 that shoots avocado pits at zombies but when a zombie gets in contact with him it'll start rushing aggressively at the lane where the Zombies' touched it.

"You can use Guacodile as a fast-cooldown but a mini-instant plant which is expensive but worth if you got a ton of sun."

Guacodile by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

Guacomole Nigga Penis 

Basically my nigga shawn pull up with them avocados fam, cut that thing in half and took out that finna big seed and then put each side of the avocado on his nutsack

Me: shawn why tf you wearing fucking avocados instead of underwear again

Shawn: *does a handstand* Guacomole Nigga penis

Guacomole Nigga Penis by ЬiggieNiggie February 6, 2019

guacomole 

Peel the Avocado, Peel the Avocadoo

GUACOMOLE GUAC GUAC AMOLE

Peel the avocado
Guacomole guac-guac- a-mole

guacomole by Ur Granny Tranny lol March 14, 2018

Guacamiles

The realest man is every comment section. He never lies and always speaks facts regardless of the topic. He also has unlimited knowledge

1: Have you seen what Guacamiles commented?
2: Yeah man that guy is so smart!!

Guacamiles by Guacamiles January 22, 2021

Mexican Guacomole

Eating out a Tijuana prostitute while she is on her period.

The Mexican Guacomole tasted rather rank.

Mexican Guacomole by Anonymous June 11, 2006

Red Guacomole 

when a man is fingering a woman, he accidentally pops her cherry...hard. Making her bleed until she almost dies and then finding out that instead that he popped her cherry she was just having her period. Or basically Period Blood

Dude, oh my god I was fingering Molly and I popped her cherry and I got Red Guacomole all over me!

Dude that SUCKS!

Red Guacomole by Greg Johanson January 16, 2008

Guacophile 

Noun; Person addicted to the laboured product of the avocado. Normally residents of the south of England with penchant for fishing or other pointless activities.

Rob's making Guacamole again? He's a right Guacophile, that bellpiece!

Guacophile by El-Leppard January 27, 2019