3 definitions by El-Leppard
Noun; Person addicted to the laboured product of the avocado. Normally residents of the south of England with penchant for fishing or other pointless activities.
by El-Leppard January 27, 2019
Noun, polar opposite of a Guacophile with tendencies to fly into fits of rage upon mere sight of an avocado. Normally found anywhere from the Midlands and upwards. All round sound geezer and inspiration to us all, hates fishing.
by El-Leppard January 30, 2019
"Ay-up, Craig. Your legs are looking a healthy shade, you been abroad?"
"Fraid not, got caught short on the way back to the camper and give miself a Blackburn Spray Tan"
"Fraid not, got caught short on the way back to the camper and give miself a Blackburn Spray Tan"
by El-Leppard June 30, 2019