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When you eat too much Mexican food and you are trying to hook up with a girl but your ass has other plans.

Tim went on a date with Megan to Taco Bell, two hours later they went to hook up but he got guac-blocked.

Guac-block by Shittychonga July 25, 2009

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Guac Block

A term used to describe a a common party foul in which one person obstructs another person's pathway to the avocado dip by standing idly by the snacks.

Man, that girl was cute, but she was guac blocking me all night.

Guac Block by dcthriller February 10, 2012

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Guac Block

(Noun, verb)

1. When you’re about to score with a spicy Latina and some Trump-lovin’ gringo ruins it by spewing MAGA bullshit like it’s guacamole at a cookout. Now you’re Guac Blocked and the only thing getting laid is the patio tiles.

2. A cockblock specifically flavored with xenophobia, queso-level ignorance, and tortilla-thin masculinity.

3. Latin distaste for members of the white community because their pale white skin reminds them how much Trump sucks.

“I was literally about to go in for the kiss and she whispered ‘Don’t mess it up! And I didn’t! But then a Trump ad played mid Spotify yelling ‘Keep America White Again’ and she backed off like I had confederate boxers on. Guac Blocked by non-premium subscription racism”

Guac Block by I’m not with him July 13, 2025

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Guac-blocked

When you're at a party and all you really want is to get some guacamole dip and chips, but one of your fellow party-goers is drunkingly blocking your path to the guac.

Sarah had gotten her drink and was ready to get some snacks, but unfortunately she was guac-blocked by Cody, who had moved between her and the food.

Guac-blocked by LRob September 22, 2007

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Guac-blocked

When fat people are prevented from reaching their delicious snacks by social interactions.

Sarah is a fat bitch and was guac-blocked.

Guac-blocked by AFatKidStoleMyBike January 3, 2010

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guacblock

when you are trying to acquire guacamole, and a friend/acquaintance prevents you from doing so (similar to the term "cockblock")

1. We were at Chipotle, and david tried to get some guac on his chip, but rosalie totally guackblocked him.
2. "Dude! i just want some guacamole! Dont guacblock!"

guacblock by willdabeast69 January 7, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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