2 definitions by Shittychonga

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When you eat too much Mexican food and you are trying to hook up with a girl but your ass has other plans.
Tim went on a date with Megan to Taco Bell, two hours later they went to hook up but he got guac-blocked.
by Shittychonga July 25, 2009

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When a guy's hair is so long he needs to use his sunglasses as a headband.
JJ's hair is so long he's been using his Von Zips as a ManBand.
by Shittychonga March 31, 2010

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