The most badass motherfucker ever. Best known for his show, Man Vs Wild on the discovery channel. This guy will do anything possible to survive while trying to get out of a certain harsh environment. Such as, drinking your own piss or eating a sheeps eyeball. Although there are claims of his show being "fake", it's still very educational and helpful.
by tonitewedineinhell December 15, 2007
A BEAR GRYLLS is known to be the deadliest creature on the Earth. when encountering a BEAR GRYLLS, use extreme caution. use a heavy english accent when adressing a BEAR GRYLLS. if the BEAR GRYLLS begins to do aerobics naked next to a fire in Siberia, you must proceed into emergency actions...
Emergency Actions: 1-Scratch Armpits and make sounds like a Walrus.
2-do the Kit-Kat handshake with yourself....fast.
3-make yourself seem inferior, (which you are) to the BEAR GRYLLS, this is doneby making gesturees of a blowjob.
4-shake a baby
5-shake another baby
6-put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye
If this doesn't work, pelvic thrust again and again until the threat goes away. but DO NOT rap harcore, the BEAR GRYLLS will charge. If the BEAR GRYLLS decides he is going to kill you, there is nothing you can do, he will rip you limb from limb. I once saw a BEAR GRYLLS get shot square in the eye, and didn't even blink.
Emergency Actions: 1-Scratch Armpits and make sounds like a Walrus.
2-do the Kit-Kat handshake with yourself....fast.
3-make yourself seem inferior, (which you are) to the BEAR GRYLLS, this is doneby making gesturees of a blowjob.
4-shake a baby
5-shake another baby
6-put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye
If this doesn't work, pelvic thrust again and again until the threat goes away. but DO NOT rap harcore, the BEAR GRYLLS will charge. If the BEAR GRYLLS decides he is going to kill you, there is nothing you can do, he will rip you limb from limb. I once saw a BEAR GRYLLS get shot square in the eye, and didn't even blink.
by Shankomatic June 29, 2009
Facts about the way bear grylls eats, travels, speaks, and his past accomplishments.
Have you ever eaten the testicals of an ant to survive?.. yeah Bear Grylls has.
Hide your pets folks cause Bear Grylls may attempt to show you what parts you can eat so you may survive the wilderness.
Bear grylls is so tough that a twinkey some twigs and a slightly used paperclip is all he needs in his survival pack.
Bear Grylls ran out of food and ran to the local zoo.... there were no survivors.
Bear Grylls new career path, Exterminator, he doesnt use any chemicals he just goes in there and eats them.
Vit..Im..Ins the new way to get rid of your indigestion ... Bear Grylls approved.
Bear Grylls has changed his name to Bear Gryllse. the "e" at the end of it shows he means business.
Want to know who bigfoot is its Bear Grylls after a month of "survival" ......and no razors.
Bear grylls dives into random frozen streams and rivers naked not to show you how to survive he does it for the thrill and to keep his balls from chafing.
Bear Grylls doesnt know the definition of inedable.
There was once a boy who was geneticly made to survive anything, eat anything and to have the endurance unmatched by any human being... this boy was sent to kill bear grylls this boy is now his camera crew.
Have you ever eaten the testicals of an ant to survive?.. yeah Bear Grylls has.
Hide your pets folks cause Bear Grylls may attempt to show you what parts you can eat so you may survive the wilderness.
Bear grylls is so tough that a twinkey some twigs and a slightly used paperclip is all he needs in his survival pack.
Bear Grylls ran out of food and ran to the local zoo.... there were no survivors.
Bear Grylls new career path, Exterminator, he doesnt use any chemicals he just goes in there and eats them.
Vit..Im..Ins the new way to get rid of your indigestion ... Bear Grylls approved.
Bear Grylls has changed his name to Bear Gryllse. the "e" at the end of it shows he means business.
Want to know who bigfoot is its Bear Grylls after a month of "survival" ......and no razors.
Bear grylls dives into random frozen streams and rivers naked not to show you how to survive he does it for the thrill and to keep his balls from chafing.
Bear Grylls doesnt know the definition of inedable.
There was once a boy who was geneticly made to survive anything, eat anything and to have the endurance unmatched by any human being... this boy was sent to kill bear grylls this boy is now his camera crew.
Bear Grylls can eat coal and shit diamonds.
Bear Grylls once hung a bear up in a tree to keep it from being eaten by his food.
Bear Grylls name is hotly debated most people believe that he wrestled a live bear and won. this is just a cover story....
Bear Grylls can climb the side of a cliff with a toothpick, chicken wire, half of an eight year old boy, and a license plate.
There is a long list of what Bear Grylls can do... this list is the guiness book of world records.
Have you ever seen Bear Grylls shit... NO cause he sticks it back up there and throws up the animal he just ate only to eat it again for the nutrients.
Give Bear a fish and he'll eat for a day give him a fishing rod and he'll make a raft and leave your damn island.
Bear Grylls once hung a bear up in a tree to keep it from being eaten by his food.
Bear Grylls name is hotly debated most people believe that he wrestled a live bear and won. this is just a cover story....
Bear Grylls can climb the side of a cliff with a toothpick, chicken wire, half of an eight year old boy, and a license plate.
There is a long list of what Bear Grylls can do... this list is the guiness book of world records.
Have you ever seen Bear Grylls shit... NO cause he sticks it back up there and throws up the animal he just ate only to eat it again for the nutrients.
Give Bear a fish and he'll eat for a day give him a fishing rod and he'll make a raft and leave your damn island.
by JimmyTheOrc November 17, 2009
Host of television show Man vs. Wild. Bear Grylls is know to be the manliest man to ever walk the planet. He has been known to eat fruit from bear feces and sleep in a carcass. Bear Grylls is definitely the toughest man on earth and is the epitome of greatness and manliness.
by bear grylls fan March 4, 2009
Bear Grylls>Les Stroud
by elchupanibre November 30, 2007
1. A hardcore British mountaineer, ex-army character with a tendancy for extremely adventurous behaviour. Once fell out of a plane over the Sahara desert.
2. A slang word for pills, a.k.a, ecstacy, beans, e. Consumed in nightclubs and parties across the world. The phrase is understood to have originated around the East London club scene.
2. A slang word for pills, a.k.a, ecstacy, beans, e. Consumed in nightclubs and parties across the world. The phrase is understood to have originated around the East London club scene.
"Did you see Bear Grylls last night? He made a raft out of his own face after killing a crocodile with a spoon".
"Man, I'm totally fucked and gurning my face off, where's that kid who sold me the Bear Grylls? I want some more".
"Man, I'm totally fucked and gurning my face off, where's that kid who sold me the Bear Grylls? I want some more".
by Nicky D September 18, 2007
suffered a free-fall parachuting accident in Africa where he broke his back in three places. After months of rehabilitation, focusing always on his childhood dream of Everest, he slowly became strong enough to attempt the ultimate ascent of the world's highest peak. (WOOO!)
Bear became the youngest man to climb everest. And now in his spare time enjoys jumping out of aeroplanes over the wilderness and finding his way back to civilisation
I wuv you Bear.
Bear became the youngest man to climb everest. And now in his spare time enjoys jumping out of aeroplanes over the wilderness and finding his way back to civilisation
I wuv you Bear.
by PolitiK May 26, 2007