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Grothing 

To excrete faecses while ejaculating
David was having a quiet grothing session at home by himself while the mrs and kids went shopping, he was unaware that she forgot her purse. She ran quickly into the house to get her purse from the kitchen and found David in the heights of grothing on their dining table......
"OH MY GOD?!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DAVID??!!!!!! I told you not to be grothing all over the house!!!! Your paying for the cleaner this time!!!!! I hope you save that for our churting session in Thursday....."
Grothing by Grothstalker September 29, 2012
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Grothing 

Grothing is a term used for when a girl doesn't care at all how a potential hookup looks like; as long as he's over 2 meters tall
Dude, that chick over there is totally Grothing
Grothing by suckass69 June 6, 2018
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A male hands free masturbation technique when a man or boy keeps relaxing the muscles around his penis. The more he relaxes a strong surge of arousal will cause him to feel orgasmic euphoria and eventually ejaculate. It’s easier to do it if you don’t masturbate for a while.
Gothing is better than masturbating because it gives you a stronger sexual sensation and euphoria!
Gothing by Beatlesfan18 June 3, 2019
Gary: Hey Dan.

Dan: Yehs?

Gary: Your mum is look very groshing today ;)

Dan: Eff you Gary. Eff you.
groshing by KristyMeowmix October 22, 2008
when a distinctly non goth person goes to a goth club dressed up in over the top goth wear, to blend in and otherwise observe goths in thier natural habitat.
"hey im bored, wanna go gothing tonight?"
gothing by Shinigami Dani July 20, 2003
when you go up behind a guy and strangle him with a piece of corn
i ended up grotting that motherfucker to death
grotting by schild May 18, 2006
When a dog is gobbling and scratching at his balls with his slobbery mouth
Henry woke up every so often to shift about in his basket and give himself a good grotting.
grotting by georgeporge February 17, 2010