Top Definition
A dick of enormous size to an astonishing degree.The ultimate weapon that can overpower even the hardest women to satisfy.No matter what situation you are in you can always walk in saying 'Hakuna matata' with that weapon of destruction or satisfaction.Use it with care and may its force satisfy her.
Guy: When i was young god gave me a choice between colossal cock or a good memory.But honestly i cannot remember which one i picked.

Girl: Holy rooster how much of force can that colossal cock deliver ???
by Cupcke27 November 21, 2010

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