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gronkowski

A super human being. Can have sex with pornstars after a loss in the super bowl. Super good at sports. Excels in the bedroom. Has muscles bigger than Poseidon's penis.
That guy is a total Gronkowski he can play all the sports.

Where were you last night? I was with a Gronkowski, I'm so sore this morning.

That guys muscles make him look like a Gronkowski.
gronkowski by obesecatdancer December 12, 2013

The Gronkowski Spike 

When the famed New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski scores a touchdown and spikes the ball in celebration
Fan #1: Touchdown Gronkowski!!
Fan #2: Here comes The Gronkowski Spike!
Fan #3: The what??
Fan #2: Look it up asshole

Dirty Rob Gronkowski 

the dirty rob Gronkowski is an activity to do during sex, it when she is bent over with her fist on the bed and legs up straight while he hits it from behind. he calls out hike and she shits in his hand and he tries to get as much of it as he can after he has collected the shit he Yells "GRONK" while spiking the glob of shit on the back of her head like rob in the end zone.
bro last night I hit her with the hardest dirty Rob Gronkowski last night.

Gromowski 

Likes to act like a sausage and dress like a girl on the weekends. Always is looking for a way into someone butt
Your being a gromowski
Gromowski by anonymous May 24, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026