Rob Gronkowski
Rob Gronkowski by RG87 December 31, 2011
gronkowski
A super human being. Can have sex with pornstars after a loss in the super bowl. Super good at sports. Excels in the bedroom. Has muscles bigger than Poseidon's penis.
That guy is a total Gronkowski he can play all the sports.
Where were you last night? I was with a Gronkowski, I'm so sore this morning.
That guys muscles make him look like a Gronkowski.
Where were you last night? I was with a Gronkowski, I'm so sore this morning.
That guys muscles make him look like a Gronkowski.
gronkowski by obesecatdancer December 12, 2013
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The Gronkowski Spike
When the famed New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski scores a touchdown and spikes the ball in celebration
Fan #1: Touchdown Gronkowski!!
Fan #2: Here comes The Gronkowski Spike!
Fan #3: The what??
Fan #2: Look it up asshole
Fan #2: Here comes The Gronkowski Spike!
Fan #3: The what??
Fan #2: Look it up asshole
The Gronkowski Spike by bostonfan123 January 28, 2012
Dirty Rob Gronkowski
the dirty rob Gronkowski is an activity to do during sex, it when she is bent over with her fist on the bed and legs up straight while he hits it from behind. he calls out hike and she shits in his hand and he tries to get as much of it as he can after he has collected the shit he Yells "GRONK" while spiking the glob of shit on the back of her head like rob in the end zone.
Dirty Rob Gronkowski by Teddy thicc May 19, 2021
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