|1.||The Gronkowski Spike|
When the famed New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski scores a touchdown and spikes the ball in celebration
Fan #1: Touchdown Gronkowski!!
Fan #2: Here comes The Gronkowski Spike!
Fan #3: The what??
Fan #2: Look it up asshole
The super virus /sexually transmitted disease that has resulted from New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski having sex with everyone's girlfriends, wives and favorite porn stars. The condition can only be cured by a heavy dose of antibiotics or if Rob Gronkowski opens his mouth and speaks.
If the Patriots game just ended and your wife seemed to only be cheering for Gronkowski and now she's horny... be careful she may have the Gronk.
If after sex you feel nauseous and dirty and things just don't seem right, you may have to go to the doctor... you might have the Gronk.
(Note: There is a higher chance your lady has the Gronk if you are a Jets fan)
Being drug on the ground clinging to an appendage while trying to tackle someone.
Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.
Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.
Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.
Did you see that dude get Gronked? Wow that was awesome!
A meme like owling or planking, when a guy has his shirt off showing his muscles, while an attractive woman is wearing his shirt. Usually done for photographic purposes.
Came from when an American football player Rob Gronkowski took a picture with his shirt off with an attractive pornstar (Didi Jones) wearing his jersey.
I got a picture of me Gronking with that random that I raw dogged last night.
To through something down to the ground with great force, like football player Rob Gronkowski does after every touchdown.
After I finished by exam, I gronked my pencil in show of exuberance.
The most epic man ever to play for the New England Patriots.
Dude, did you Rob Gronkowski make that sweet catch and break through those defenders.
Gronknasti - Noun, Verb, Adjective.
Definition - Noun - A dance move that resembles the Giant Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man, made famous by current New England Patriot, Rob Gronkowski.
Definition - Verb - Describing the act of Gronknastiing.
Definition - Adjective - Witnessing an event that is shockingly priceless.
Gronknasti - Noun - I drove by the cell phone store today and saw a Giant Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man and it really made me want to hit up the club and do the Gronknasti.
Gronknasti - Verb - I can't wait to hit up the club tonight and Gronknasti all over my dude bros.
Gronknasti - Adjective - Did you see see that huge dude on the dance floor flailing his arms like a Giant Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man? That shit was Gronknasti.