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Guinea Grits 

Hey Mom! What's for dinner?

We're having Polenta and Veggies!

Guinea Grits again... shit
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Gooch grits 

Slimey pale substance that lives in ones gooch. Brought about by not bathing.
Sally vomited while giving tbone a bj cause his gooch grits were stanky.
Gooch grits by Big_daddy_jankins January 4, 2021

Kiss My Grits 

A nicer way of saying, Kiss My A_s, used in the southern USA. Grits are food and something we eat, not between our toes like one person said. Gritty dirt is between your toes, but not grits. People in the south say "Kiss My Grits" jokingly, not in a mean spirit. And lastly, "Kiss My Grits" is not meant to be anything related to a racial saying. It's just a silly fun southern saying.
Well, you can just "Kiss My Grits!"
Kiss My Grits by topaz49 June 23, 2013

stirrin ma grits

(verb) -used when talking about the opposite sex making one hot and bothered.
-used for explaining the feeling of being sexually aroused or horny
"Oh yes that male exotic dancer is stirrin ma grits chica"
stirrin ma grits by stirrinmagrits December 16, 2008

forest grits 

The little bits of tree and earth matter that fall into your food or water when you are camping.
I was totally ready to get a drink when that big wind blew all these forest grits into my Nalgene.
forest grits by Concierge March 27, 2005

I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants 

Than- I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants