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Griffles 

One that uses vacuous internet language.
I consider you a griffles because you took the time and effort in order to type 'kewl' instead of cool.
Griffles by Sedirée May 4, 2009
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griffled 

the art of stepping on ones toes and using ur preffered knee to gently rub ur knee against them..preferably the same leg as the one u r standing on..the point is to make the act look as "dirty" as possible so it looks wrong from a different angle
boy 1: wtf are u doing boy?
boy 2: hahahhahahhaa...you just got griffled...hahhahaa
boy 1: u dirty little man!
bo 2: go wash urself buddy cz u just got griffled
griffled by charles chad February 16, 2006

griefless 

Having no morals, conscience or empathy.
"These malfeasant corporations are griefless."
griefless by Steve Monroe January 14, 2008

gruffles 

The sound a male koala bear makes when he is either disturbed or on heat, or both
their was lots of gruffles coming from the gum tree last night
gruffles by Mick September 8, 2003

griffler 

1. One who griffs
2. A tall, skinny lizzard-like creature that lurks in the shadows of the band room.
3. An American who attempts to become emperor of another Asian country (China)
Griffler! How many times do i have to tell you? DON'T LET PEOPLE STICK THINGS IN THERE!
griffler by Pointy Hat April 26, 2004

griffler 

n.
1.)Bandius Grifflarius
2.)Greek God of Sex
3.)Emperor of China
4.)One who Griffs
5.)One who rocks out on the trumpet
6.)Part of the Weed-Allen-Griffler triangle of craziness
7.)Lives in the band room
guy: "oh man, griffler is sooooo cool"
hot girl: "like, griffler, is like, the hottest guy around!"
griffler by Griffed April 27, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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