A crackhead robbed a strip club.
You couldn't afford a $2,300/month place in Beaverton so you got the $950/month place in Gresham Oregon. On your first day there a crackhead shoots and kills a bouncer at the strip club across the street. You head to work on a 2 hour bus ride into town where a nutcase screams about his political beliefs the whole time. When you get back, there's a dead body of a naked crackhead in the street, thrown from the windshield of a cellphone related crash in front of your apartment. Then some kids shoot each other some more just because.
A funeral home in Syria is a nicer place and far cheaper.
You couldn't afford a $2,300/month place in Beaverton so you got the $950/month place in Gresham Oregon. On your first day there a crackhead shoots and kills a bouncer at the strip club across the street. You head to work on a 2 hour bus ride into town where a nutcase screams about his political beliefs the whole time. When you get back, there's a dead body of a naked crackhead in the street, thrown from the windshield of a cellphone related crash in front of your apartment. Then some kids shoot each other some more just because.
A funeral home in Syria is a nicer place and far cheaper.
"I found an affordable place in Gresham! After the costs of the flame thrower fuel I'll need to walk down the street I still ave $0.50.year!"
by Papa Zita April 25, 2020
A place where people move to to find some sort of comfort.
It's decent when it comes to social scenes, but it lacks of things to do. Usually fast food places are the only source of entertainment.. Besides the good friends you'll find around here. When you live in gresham, you learn gresham.
There's Mt. Hood Community College for all the people that want to get somewhere but don't want to try hard doing it. Which i find completely acceptable. There's plenty of stores and you can find a 711 on every block. Greshams the way to go when you don't know where to go.
It's decent when it comes to social scenes, but it lacks of things to do. Usually fast food places are the only source of entertainment.. Besides the good friends you'll find around here. When you live in gresham, you learn gresham.
There's Mt. Hood Community College for all the people that want to get somewhere but don't want to try hard doing it. Which i find completely acceptable. There's plenty of stores and you can find a 711 on every block. Greshams the way to go when you don't know where to go.
by thisismynamefornow January 8, 2011
A sweet and kind person who may turn in work late sometimes but always makes sure she has it, Gresham is the kindest person you will meet in the world and is always hard at work
by Ya yeet ma dudes February 7, 2019
A city just outside of Portland, Oregon. Nicknamed “The Dirty G”, this city is filled with methheads, high school pot dealers, and gangs. There’s two high schools who are rivals Gresham high, which is the ghetto gangbanger school, and Sam Barlow High which is filled with trashy stoner-hick wannabe’s. Nothing good comes from Gresham.
Todd: I heard Jake went down to Gresham!
Cody: Oh fuck, is he okay?
Todd: Last I heard he got beat up by a homeless man at Kane Park.
Cody:Why the fuck did he go down to Gresham..
Cody: Oh fuck, is he okay?
Todd: Last I heard he got beat up by a homeless man at Kane Park.
Cody:Why the fuck did he go down to Gresham..
by TheBeastQB December 6, 2019
by BILL ESQUIRE December 22, 2007
(greh-shum-ing) Verb: The Act of having any sort of sexual relation on or inside any school property.
Derived in 2011 by a Bakersfield, CA news story involving several brothers, with the last name of "Gresham" being expelled from KHSD for making whoopie on a school campus, with other girls.
Derived in 2011 by a Bakersfield, CA news story involving several brothers, with the last name of "Gresham" being expelled from KHSD for making whoopie on a school campus, with other girls.
Guy: Hey whats up babe?
Girl: Nothin, you wanna have some fun after 2nd period?
Guy: You thinkin what i'm thinkin?
Girl: Get ready to start greshaming babe
Guy: Oh Yeah.!!
Girl: Nothin, you wanna have some fun after 2nd period?
Guy: You thinkin what i'm thinkin?
Girl: Get ready to start greshaming babe
Guy: Oh Yeah.!!
by TheKopp08 October 25, 2011
One who is trashy and often slutty. To be Gresham you must do such things as Smoke a lot of weed, not go to school, make annoying facebook statuses, still have a myspace and check it, wear shirts with gems on them and act like you are a member of the jersey shore.
by Hbreezy April 4, 2011