by monkeyshagger January 12, 2007
When someone is cooking and they start crying, and say "ugh, it's just the onions" when they are nowhere near onions. They are usually upset. Give them a hug and take over on cooking, take them out to ice cream after dinner. It's not the onions. Clearly.
Husband: Why are you crying?
Wife: I'm having an "Onion" Cry
Husband: You're making tomato soup.
Wife: Oh, then I guess it's not the onions.
Husband: You're upset, you don't wanna admit it. Let me take it from here baby <3
Wife: I'm having an "Onion" Cry
Husband: You're making tomato soup.
Wife: Oh, then I guess it's not the onions.
Husband: You're upset, you don't wanna admit it. Let me take it from here baby <3
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
by paddywan October 19, 2009
Something/ someone so sad that they would be able to make an onion cry. Note: onions are famous for making people cry.
Saoirse: Have you seen Jenny is crying over her looks again?
Neil: She's so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Neil: She's so ugly she could make an onion cry.
by Bluecharge May 29, 2019
This is the God insult say this to someone when they call you ugly or they make fun of you or anytime you want hold this insult in much respect it is very wise and all powerful use this only three times a year so as not to wear it out
Hey Mom thanks for all the help raising me you pretentious bitch fuck you , your face makes onions cry
by ThirdWheelJimothy October 15, 2021