Greetings: Adjective: To greet the coming of an event. Commonly used as a way of saying "hello" - However, when used properly it can be used as a way of saying that you like something, or that something is pleasing. Often used in the past tense, but can be used in almost any situation.
by Kevin Brooks August 18, 2007
by M. F. June 21, 2006
a sexy word, often used by women named olga. can mean many things, whatever you want, often sexual and provocative, even when used as a greeeting!
i want to fuck you in the greets, hard.
dayum baby where you get that greets
HELLO, I WANT YOUR GREETS
dayum baby where you get that greets
HELLO, I WANT YOUR GREETS
by shoesypattoooot March 22, 2010
A 'Greet' is a limp wristed granny lover who enjoys nothing better than licking the syphlitic drippings of flea infested dogs cocks.
look at that he must be a 'greet', the dude is craking open that scabed up old ladies punnai with ulcer ridden custard cannon..
by reidy pops March 4, 2004
“Dude, I just subscribed to Kurtis Conner and now I get an extra greeting at the beginning of each video!”
by mrstruggle April 11, 2019
by SleazyPseudonym January 8, 2011
"Greeting the Day" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "Greeting the Day" is when you lay your member across the snooze bar of an unsuspecting slumberer and patiently await their clumsy caress as they reach for another 7 minutes of sleep.
And Shakti said unto his pupil Apernam, "As the red sun rises in the east, and the snow geese have landed in the pond, so too shall you Greet the Day."
by Boatbutter July 31, 2006