greek penis 

A greek person's penis that is controlled by the gods Zeus and Poseidon. Greek penises are known to be too big and too mighty for many women. Female encounters with these penises have resulted in vaginal tearing and extreme orgasms controlled by Poseidon(God of Water)

Maria: So im going out with Kosta
Nicole: NOOOOOO!!!!
Maria: Why?
Nicole: He has a GREEK PENIS!!!
Maria: OMG I better stay away from him he might cock slap me
Nicole: Your too late greek penises are too powerful
Maria: Fuck your right

greek penis by Itchy Scratchy January 12, 2011

Green Penis Grandma Cookie

To paint one's penis green and then put cookies in their grandmas ass, and then put the penis in the ass.

Her: How was the family reunion?
Him: It was a total Green Penis Grandma Cookie!
Her: Holy FUCK!!

Green Penis Grandma Cookie by Professional Educator September 22, 2020

Green Penis 

I know who has a crunchy green Penis!

Green Penis by Ykcab June 18, 2003

Green Penismen

Another name for Creepers in Minecraft.

Dude 1: What did you get from that cave?

Dude 2: I got some stone, some iron ore, some coal, and som- *BOOM!* FAAAK! Just got killed by a Green Penismen, and now i gotta get my stuff again.. Goddammit! -_-

Green Penismen by ROFLcycle January 12, 2014